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Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:26 am

Gaz the Train wrote:Image


I don't want to get people's hopes up but I've heard John Carew isn't happy at Villa. Bonser is selling his helicopter to fund wages and transfer fee.

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KJC wrote:Image = Image

Class! Hope Sonner has the X Factor next Season!

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:25 pm

He looks more like John Carew than any of the others.

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:30 pm

Sign him up

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:32 pm

big baz 1 wrote:Sign him up


This man alone will get us promoted wont he Baz?! :? :wink:

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:35 pm

YGA Saddler wrote:
big baz 1 wrote:Sign him up


This man alone will get us promoted wont he Baz?! :? :wink:

I am very confident of promotion next season 8)

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:40 pm

Hold on a second. Isn't the mystery player the one and only Rock as shown on Big Baz's avatar.

If ya smell-la-la-la-la what the Rock is cooking (in Walsall)

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:00 pm

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danksy9 wrote:The picture there was taken this morning isn't the best but you can still make out his face Maybe this could be player X that everyones been going on about


That's not player X - its (post moderated) - I saw him in Morrisons and asked him. :wink:


it's not me. i hate morrisons. supermarkets for norverners.

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:55 pm

Cheesebag wrote:Can we PLEASE keep this thread in ther "You said that then" forum... Priceless


Didn't realise when i started this thread it would would turn out like this , but oh well its a good laugh. Has anyone get any other ideas who this mystery player could be

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:57 pm

danksy9 wrote:
Cheesebag wrote:Can we PLEASE keep this thread in ther "You said that then" forum... Priceless


Didn't realise when i started this thread it would would turn out like this , but oh well its a good laugh. Has anyone get any other ideas who this mystery player could be


I think he's from Iceland... :lol:

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:57 pm

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Mike T. wrote:
danksy9 wrote:The picture there was taken this morning isn't the best but you can still make out his face Maybe this could be player X that everyones been going on about


That's not player X - its (post moderated) - I saw him in Morrisons and asked him. :wink:


it's not me. i hate morrisons. supermarkets for norverners.


I have just looked on Lincoln's official site and there are some photos of their pre season training. You look like you have put on some weight over the summer and need to shed a few pounds before you join us :!: :!: Hang on or is that a photo of player X :?:

Also looked on Leeds official site and Leon is on the plane to Germany tomorrow with their squad of 20 players hoping to secure a contract with Wise & Bates - along with David Prutton and Alan Thompson amongst others :!:

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:21 pm

For those who wanted a better view of his face so they could see his eyes

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My little brother had been holding this information from me

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:21 pm

Is one of our potential signings wearing a number 7 on his shirt by some chance?

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:22 pm

danksy9 wrote:For those who wanted a better view of his face so they could see his eyes

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My little brother had been holding this information from me


Is he looking at a ladies bum whilst holding his sausage?

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:25 pm

Cheesebag wrote:
danksy9 wrote:For those who wanted a better view of his face so they could see his eyes

Image

My little brother had been holding this information from me


Is he looking at a ladies bum whilst holding his sausage?


He certainly was , he didn't know which one to go for first

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:33 pm

danksy9 wrote:
Cheesebag wrote:
danksy9 wrote:For those who wanted a better view of his face so they could see his eyes

Image

My little brother had been holding this information from me


Is he looking at a ladies bum whilst holding his sausage?


He certainly was , he didn't know which one to go for first


Should be good around the box then.....


























Coat

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:33 pm

Well looking at that I would say he is certainly of Portugese/spanish complexion rather than black/dual heritage(mixed race to you and me)

Dont think Leon is an over popular name in those countries (unless he is Brazilian and its short for Leonardo) :shock:

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:38 pm

dornansog wrote:Well looking at that I would say he is certainly of Portugese/spanish complexion rather than black/dual heritage(mixed race to you and me)

Dont think Leon is an over popular name in those countries (unless he is Brazilian and its short for Leonardo) :shock:


Probably called Carlos then. ;)

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:39 pm

Cheesebag wrote:
danksy9 wrote:For those who wanted a better view of his face so they could see his eyes

Image

My little brother had been holding this information from me


Is he looking at a ladies bum whilst holding his sausage?


:lol: Quality.

I'm really happy Kenny Mower is coming back though. He's a bit young for us so the moaners won't be happy they can't moan but I'm impressed all the same.

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:40 pm

Carlos Sausage signs!!!!!

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:40 pm

dornansog wrote:Well looking at that I would say he is certainly of Portugese/spanish complexion rather than black/dual heritage(mixed race to you and me)

Dont think Leon is an over popular name in those countries (unless he is Brazilian and its short for Leonardo) :shock:


You can tell all that by looking at his face :D

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:41 pm

Cheesebag wrote:Carlos Sausage signs!!!!!



Harvey Wallbangher :D

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:42 pm

danksy9 wrote:
dornansog wrote:Well looking at that I would say he is certainly of Portugese/spanish complexion rather than black/dual heritage(mixed race to you and me)

Dont think Leon is an over popular name in those countries (unless he is Brazilian and its short for Leonardo) :shock:


You can tell all that by looking at his face :D


Look into his eyes..................................

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:44 pm

dornansog wrote:
danksy9 wrote:
dornansog wrote:Well looking at that I would say he is certainly of Portugese/spanish complexion rather than black/dual heritage(mixed race to you and me)

Dont think Leon is an over popular name in those countries (unless he is Brazilian and its short for Leonardo) :shock:


You can tell all that by looking at his face :D


Look into his eyes..................................


I just had a real good look into them and all i can tell from that is where he'd love to stick that sausage!
And i can tell you this much it ain't in his mouth :wink:

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:48 pm

I've done a lot of research into this :lol: and can not come up with a Portugese player called Carlos Sausage....

BUT, Here is a Portugese player by the name of Carlos Chaínho who could fit the bill?


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Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:53 pm

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!


My little brother has brought me more information on the suspect, apparently he drove a top of the range black mercades with a personalised number plate (the number plate had CC init so this could be his initials)

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:53 pm

According to teletext, Constantine has gone with Leeds on their tour of Germany!

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:54 pm

Cheesebag wrote:I've done a lot of research into this :lol: and can not come up with a Portugese player called Carlos Sausage....

BUT, Here is a Portugese player by the name of Carlos Chaínho who could fit the bill?


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You robbing git!

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:58 pm

dornansog wrote:
danksy9 wrote:
dornansog wrote:Well looking at that I would say he is certainly of Portugese/spanish complexion rather than black/dual heritage(mixed race to you and me)

Dont think Leon is an over popular name in those countries (unless he is Brazilian and its short for Leonardo) :shock:


You can tell all that by looking at his face :D


Look into his eyes..................................


Look right into his eyes. Not around the eyes, but in the eyes....

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Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:00 pm

Scooby wrote:According to teletext, Constantine has gone with Leeds on their tour of Germany!


see my message at 6.57pm earlier up the thread before it was taken over by sausages and an unknown lady's bum :lol:

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