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Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Reports and reaction from the 2013-2014 season as Walsall finished 13th in League 1
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Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:00 pm

The Cumbrians are coming to town - we welcome a resurgent Carlisle United, who currently occupy 13th place in the table on 24 points. Since the appointment of Graham Kavanagh as manager in September their form has significantly improved. Don't forget they started the season disastrously, shipping 13 goals in their first three games - fast forward to last Saturday and they won 4-1 against Tranmere Rovers, at a canter by all reports. Carlisle's last six League One games look like this:

Nov 5 Wolverhampton Wanderers (H) DREW 2-2
Nov 16 Crawley (H) DREW 1-1
Nov 23 Rotherham United (A) DREW 0-0
Nov 26 Crewe Alexandra (H) WON 2-1
Nov 30 Swindon Town (A) LOST 3-1
Dec 14 Tranmere Rovers (H) WON 4-1

Much of the improvement can be attributed to the arrival of 8 new players brought in by Kavanagh since September, including teenager Tom Lawrence on loan from Manchester United - he scored twice against Tranmere. However, a recent statement from the club's Managing Director admits that they are now officially "over budget" and that players will have to leave in January - this means that they're all literally playing for their places. Carlisle's finances are also not too wonderful, the last two years have seen losses of £305,392 (June 2012) and £666,257 (June 2013).

As always, if we play the way seen against the likes of Swindon and Peterborough, we can get another 3 points on Saturday. Let's say 3-1, with Sawyers, Westcarr and Butler scoring for us. Lalkovic to have four goals disallowed for offside.

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:20 pm

I believe this will be a much harder tie than the league table suggests.
I predict a tight 0-0.
Carlisle have always travelled quite well over the years considering their distance, 5-600.
Overall crowd.....3321.

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:21 pm

A narrow 1-0 win, with Westcarr for us, in front of 4,230, including 438 Cumbrians.

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:36 pm

6-1 Westcarr with a couple, Mantom, Butler, Sawyers and Chambers. 3882 including 412 from the narth.

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:51 pm

We are due to proper smosh someone.

In my heart it will be Saturday. I would love to beat them so bad, Kavanagh's family disown him, and ends up in hovel in the ground in his own filth. Vile creature.

Westcarr will bag the tenth goal in a row, and run past him in slow motion, doing the "SSHHHH" sign which haunts Kavanagh every day of his life. :twisted:

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:00 pm

latviancheese wrote:We are due to proper smosh someone.

In my heart it will be Saturday. I would love to beat them so bad, Kavanagh's family disown him, and ends up in hovel in the ground in his own filth. Vile creature.

Westcarr will bag the tenth goal in a row, and run past him in slow motion, doing the "SSHHHH" sign which haunts Kavanagh every day of his life. :twisted:


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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:02 pm

Ideally, he would explode, "Scanners" style.

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Tue Dec 17, 2013 7:03 am

tinned wrote:
latviancheese wrote:We are due to proper smosh someone.

In my heart it will be Saturday. I would love to beat them so bad, Kavanagh's family disown him, and ends up in hovel in the ground in his own filth. Vile creature.

Westcarr will bag the tenth goal in a row, and run past him in slow motion, doing the "SSHHHH" sign which haunts Kavanagh every day of his life. :twisted:


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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Tue Dec 17, 2013 8:48 am

latviancheese wrote:Westcarr will bag the tenth goal in a row, and run past him in slow motion, doing the "SSHHHH" sign which haunts Kavanagh every day of his life. :twisted:



He still doesn't run enough.

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:50 am

Aldridge_saddler wrote:
latviancheese wrote:Westcarr will bag the tenth goal in a row, and run past him in slow motion, doing the "SSHHHH" sign which haunts Kavanagh every day of his life. :twisted:



He still doesn't run enough.


One nil to Walsall,goal from Mantom after a pass from Westcarr, ensuring Aldridge Saddler barclays himself into an early grave at the contribution Westcarr brings.

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:31 pm

Im awaiting Westcarr's upcoming release of a rap song. I would buy it. So would millions.

What a guy.

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:29 pm

Magic Man Fan wrote:
tinned wrote:
latviancheese wrote:We are due to proper smosh someone.

In my heart it will be Saturday. I would love to beat them so bad, Kavanagh's family disown him, and ends up in hovel in the ground in his own filth. Vile creature.

Westcarr will bag the tenth goal in a row, and run past him in slow motion, doing the "SSHHHH" sign which haunts Kavanagh every day of his life. :twisted:


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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:57 pm

latviancheese wrote:Im awaiting Westcarr's upcoming release of a rap song. I would buy it. So would millions.

What a guy.

cor be wuss than adrien broner.

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:25 pm

wfc & chips wrote:
latviancheese wrote:Im awaiting Westcarr's upcoming release of a rap song. I would buy it. So would millions.

What a guy.

cor be wuss than adrien broner.


If Westcarr dry humped you, you would be dead.

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:53 am

latviancheese wrote:
wfc & chips wrote:
latviancheese wrote:Im awaiting Westcarr's upcoming release of a rap song. I would buy it. So would millions.

What a guy.

cor be wuss than adrien broner.


If Westcarr dry humped you, you would be dead.


He'd probably miss.

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Fri Dec 20, 2013 9:17 am

Walsall 3 - 0 Carlisle.

Westcarr (2)
Lalkovic

Att 3,987

379 from Cumbria.

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Fri Dec 20, 2013 9:55 am

Leatherman wrote:
latviancheese wrote:
wfc & chips wrote:
latviancheese wrote:Im awaiting Westcarr's upcoming release of a rap song. I would buy it. So would millions.

What a guy.

cor be wuss than adrien broner.


If Westcarr dry humped you, you would be dead.


He'd probably miss.



:D

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:10 am

Always support the underdog;

Mark Wright
Matt Richards
Lee Beevers
Will Grigg
Craig Westcarr

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:47 am

latviancheese wrote:
wfc & chips wrote:
latviancheese wrote:Im awaiting Westcarr's upcoming release of a rap song. I would buy it. So would millions.

What a guy.

cor be wuss than adrien broner.


If Westcarr dry humped you, you would be dead.

the problem child has since claimed he mistakenly prepared to face madonna.

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Fri Dec 20, 2013 5:44 pm

wfc & chips wrote:
latviancheese wrote:
wfc & chips wrote:
latviancheese wrote:Im awaiting Westcarr's upcoming release of a rap song. I would buy it. So would millions.

What a guy.

cor be wuss than adrien broner.


If Westcarr dry humped you, you would be dead.

the problem child has since claimed he mistakenly prepared to face madonna.


Was thinking Craig could do a cover (with a bir of editing) of 'Go West-y'.

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:48 pm

I think that Craig will have an electrifying performance tomorrow and will have the X-Factor to beat Kavanagh.

Westcarr's life has been pretty good at the Banks's this season and he will get double-figures before Xmas tomorrow.

I think he's been really flying, and all that without the wing-play of Baxendale, Hemmings, Gray, Lalkovic et al since we seem to play fairly narrow with the three central midfielders retaining the ball rather than necessarily playing it forward with purpose or pace.

You could say he's been flying without wings so far:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heEdqbVmytM

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:50 pm

I wish we could clone him. I sometimes weep(sometimes out my cock), when i think of Westcarr. The ultimate human being.

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:38 pm

Starting line-up against Carlisle United:

O'Donnell

Purkiss
Taylor
Mantom
Butler

Downing
Baxendale
Chambers

Westcarr
Sawyers
Lalkovic

Substitutes: Featherstone, Hemmings, Lewis, Benning, Chambers, Hewitt, Gray.

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:07 pm

As things stand, we've gone up one place in the League table already..... MK Dons 1 Port Vale 0 (3 min)

(Edit)...closer to home, Rotherham Utd 0 Dingles 1 (9 min)

(re-edit)... Rotherham equalise a minute later, now 1-1

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:17 pm

Leyton Orient 1 Crawley 0
MK Dons now 2-0 against Port Fail

AND WALSALL 1 CARLISLE 0 ...... Romaine Sawyers, 14 min :D :D :D

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:19 pm

1-0 nil up enjoying the match and my pre Christmas slice of Christmas cake :D :D

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:21 pm

Peterborough 1 Bradford 0 (17 min)

We're currently 7th in the table, 2 points adrift of Rotherham and the play-offs.

Elsewhere, Preston North End 0 Brentford 1 (22min)
and Peterborough are now 2-0 against Bradford.

Carlisle have a penalty :( :( :( which O'Donnell saves :D :D :D

Preston now 0-2 at home to Brentford

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:38 pm

Crawley have equalised at Orient - now 1-1

Rotherham take the lead at home to Wolves 2-1, so we're back to being 4 points away from the top six :(

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:42 pm

Substitution on 40min, Hewitt on for Westcarr (injury) :?

Elsewhere on the stroke of half-time Crawley take a 1-2 lead at Leyton Orient.

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Re: Carlisle Utd (H) League One Sat 21st Dec 3pm

Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:50 pm

Half time 1-0 nil so far so good! :)

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