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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:34 pm

Fray Bentos is God! wrote:
Goose277 wrote:
pleck_saddler wrote:After being accused of being WM last night i personally think enough is enough ! I DONT KNOW BANGOR OR CHEESEBAG OR MMF so obviously i aint WM !
Sheff the saddler claims he does know who WM IS !!! Prove it son !
Or if you dont, shut it you dustbin talking person!!!


You're wasting your time pleck. He's outed WM as "Barry" and he thinks he's done what he promised. It's obviously a cop out as he has no idea who WM is but I doubt he will ever admit it.

My own thoughts on the subject are that Sheff is just winding everyone up as he does with most of his posts and opinions and he always gets people to bite (myself included). Whatever the truth is, this has been a very entertaining thread. FACT!


Are you Barry? Do you live in Tipton?


Its a shame you cant read isnt it?
Is this because you are incapable or just deluded from the truth?
Of course if you can show me the post where I said Barry lived in Tipton, please feel free to post it.
I look forward to hearing from you.

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:54 pm

SheffieldSaddler wrote:
Fray Bentos is God! wrote:
Goose277 wrote:
pleck_saddler wrote:After being accused of being WM last night i personally think enough is enough ! I DONT KNOW BANGOR OR CHEESEBAG OR MMF so obviously i aint WM !
Sheff the saddler claims he does know who WM IS !!! Prove it son !
Or if you dont, shut it you dustbin talking person!!!


You're wasting your time pleck. He's outed WM as "Barry" and he thinks he's done what he promised. It's obviously a cop out as he has no idea who WM is but I doubt he will ever admit it.

My own thoughts on the subject are that Sheff is just winding everyone up as he does with most of his posts and opinions and he always gets people to bite (myself included). Whatever the truth is, this has been a very entertaining thread. FACT!


Are you Barry? Do you live in Tipton?


Its a shame you cant read isnt it?
Is this because you are incapable or just deluded from the truth?
Of course if you can show me the post where I said Barry lived in Tipton, please feel free to post it.
I look forward to hearing from you.


Are you Barry? Do you live in Tipton?

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:07 pm

Fray Bentos is God! wrote:
SheffieldSaddler wrote:
Fray Bentos is God! wrote:
Goose277 wrote:
pleck_saddler wrote:After being accused of being WM last night i personally think enough is enough ! I DONT KNOW BANGOR OR CHEESEBAG OR MMF so obviously i aint WM !
Sheff the saddler claims he does know who WM IS !!! Prove it son !
Or if you dont, shut it you dustbin talking person!!!


You're wasting your time pleck. He's outed WM as "Barry" and he thinks he's done what he promised. It's obviously a cop out as he has no idea who WM is but I doubt he will ever admit it.

My own thoughts on the subject are that Sheff is just winding everyone up as he does with most of his posts and opinions and he always gets people to bite (myself included). Whatever the truth is, this has been a very entertaining thread. FACT!


Are you Barry? Do you live in Tipton?


Its a shame you cant read isnt it?
Is this because you are incapable or just deluded from the truth?
Of course if you can show me the post where I said Barry lived in Tipton, please feel free to post it.
I look forward to hearing from you.


Are you Barry? Do you live in Tipton?


A typical response from someone who is talking a load of tosh.
Which is fairly typical of you isnt it?
Think you are clever, but in reality not.

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:11 pm

SheffieldSaddler wrote:Its a shame you cant read isnt it?


What's a shame (for you) is the fact that everyone on here CAN read. In fact we all read a post of yours, posted with great fanfare, that you were shortly to reveal the tru identity of WM. Instead of this great unveiling where you documented full name, address, age etc etc we got some confused and half hearted mumbling about it being a bloke called Barry, possibly from Tipton (or is it Tividale?). You'll have to excuse us if we don't stop reminding you of the fact, especially as you won't do the sensible thing and back off this thread quietly.

One of the best threads of all time :lol:

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:13 pm

I have never said I was clever. I have also never said I'd bring about Wendy Mumford's identity and failed miserably though.

While I am not smart, I am humble and not boastful.

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:18 pm

Fray Bentos is God! wrote:I have never said I was clever. I have also never said I'd bring about Wendy Mumford's identity and failed miserably though.

While I am not smart, I am humble and not boastful.


But you still have not answered my question (more than likely because you will be proved wrong once again).
You are not smart, humble or boastful.
You think you are clever, but in reality a little mice.

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:19 pm

tinned wrote:
SheffieldSaddler wrote:Its a shame you cant read isnt it?


What's a shame (for you) is the fact that everyone on here CAN read. In fact we all read a post of yours, posted with great fanfare, that you were shortly to reveal the tru identity of WM. Instead of this great unveiling where you documented full name, address, age etc etc we got some confused and half hearted mumbling about it being a bloke called Barry, possibly from Tipton (or is it Tividale?). You'll have to excuse us if we don't stop reminding you of the fact, especially as you won't do the sensible thing and back off this thread quietly.

One of the best threads of all time :lol:


As I say, READ. It is obvious you cannot, or what shall I say "selected reading".
Either way perhaps you can do one of them.

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:21 pm

SheffieldSaddler wrote:
Fray Bentos is God! wrote:I have never said I was clever. I have also never said I'd bring about Wendy Mumford's identity and failed miserably though.

While I am not smart, I am humble and not boastful.


But you still have not answered my question (more than likely because you will be proved wrong once again).
You are not smart, humble or boastful.
You think you are clever, but in reality a little mice.


Check your singular and plural, fella.

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:22 pm

SheffieldSaddler wrote:
Fray Bentos is God! wrote:I have never said I was clever. I have also never said I'd bring about Wendy Mumford's identity and failed miserably though.

While I am not smart, I am humble and not boastful.


But you still have not answered my question (more than likely because you will be proved wrong once again).
You are not smart, humble or boastful.
You think you are clever, but in reality a little mice.


If I am neither humble nor boastful then what is the happy medium as I am (by your reckoning) neither.

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:27 pm

SheffieldSaddler wrote:
tinned wrote:
SheffieldSaddler wrote:Its a shame you cant read isnt it?


What's a shame (for you) is the fact that everyone on here CAN read. In fact we all read a post of yours, posted with great fanfare, that you were shortly to reveal the tru identity of WM. Instead of this great unveiling where you documented full name, address, age etc etc we got some confused and half hearted mumbling about it being a bloke called Barry, possibly from Tipton (or is it Tividale?). You'll have to excuse us if we don't stop reminding you of the fact, especially as you won't do the sensible thing and back off this thread quietly.

One of the best threads of all time :lol:


As I say, READ. It is obvious you cannot, or what shall I say "selected reading".
Either way perhaps you can do one of them.


Where exactly should we be reading Sheff?
Just to be completely clear, i'll ask you a straightforward question which you just have to give the answer to.

WHAT......IS.......THE...........IDENTITY.............OF..........WENDY..........MUMFORD? :roll:

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:54 pm

SheffieldSaddler wrote:
tinned wrote:
SheffieldSaddler wrote:Its a shame you cant read isnt it?


What's a shame (for you) is the fact that everyone on here CAN read. In fact we all read a post of yours, posted with great fanfare, that you were shortly to reveal the tru identity of WM. Instead of this great unveiling where you documented full name, address, age etc etc we got some confused and half hearted mumbling about it being a bloke called Barry, possibly from Tipton (or is it Tividale?). You'll have to excuse us if we don't stop reminding you of the fact, especially as you won't do the sensible thing and back off this thread quietly.

One of the best threads of all time :lol:


As I say, READ. It is obvious you cannot, or what shall I say "selected reading".
Either way perhaps you can do one of them.


Just to add to fray's point about plurals etc

...it's 'selective reading' ;)

I think you need to take Grammar lessons T!t features! =D

This thread is so funny, I know for a fact that Wendy X thinks this is absolutely hilarious! :lol: :lol: :lol:

oh and btw Sheff, when is 'justice going to be done' (sheffield saddler in a pm last week) to me and others? :D

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:54 pm

SheffieldSaddler wrote:
tinned wrote:
SheffieldSaddler wrote:Its a shame you cant read isnt it?


What's a shame (for you) is the fact that everyone on here CAN read. In fact we all read a post of yours, posted with great fanfare, that you were shortly to reveal the tru identity of WM. Instead of this great unveiling where you documented full name, address, age etc etc we got some confused and half hearted mumbling about it being a bloke called Barry, possibly from Tipton (or is it Tividale?). You'll have to excuse us if we don't stop reminding you of the fact, especially as you won't do the sensible thing and back off this thread quietly.

One of the best threads of all time :lol:


As I say, READ. It is obvious you cannot, or what shall I say "selected reading".
Either way perhaps you can do one of them.


P.S

Where's Doffers scotch ? :lol:

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:32 pm

Bangor Cymru Saddler wrote:
SheffieldSaddler wrote:
tinned wrote:
SheffieldSaddler wrote:Its a shame you cant read isnt it?


What's a shame (for you) is the fact that everyone on here CAN read. In fact we all read a post of yours, posted with great fanfare, that you were shortly to reveal the tru identity of WM. Instead of this great unveiling where you documented full name, address, age etc etc we got some confused and half hearted mumbling about it being a bloke called Barry, possibly from Tipton (or is it Tividale?). You'll have to excuse us if we don't stop reminding you of the fact, especially as you won't do the sensible thing and back off this thread quietly.

One of the best threads of all time :lol:


As I say, READ. It is obvious you cannot, or what shall I say "selected reading".
Either way perhaps you can do one of them.


P.S

Where's Doffers scotch ? :lol:


Are you Barry? Do you live in Tipton?

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:28 am

I'm Barry and so's my wife!

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:21 pm

Exile wrote:I'm Barry and so's my wife!


Are you Barry? Do you live in Tipton?

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:58 pm

SheffieldSaddler wrote:
Bangor Cymru Saddler wrote:
SheffieldSaddler wrote:
Bangor Cymru Saddler wrote:
SheffieldSaddler wrote:Wendy has been identified as I have said.
He is called Barry.
End of story.
Of course if people think I am wrong and I protecting the identity of the said person.
If they have proof that the said person is not Barry, then let them tell us all who he is.


Crikey, that amused me

I bet [insert wendy mumfords REAL name here] is absolutely pissing himself at this! as are me, cheeseygaybag, Magic yga white belly and Percie Prince! You are so wide of the mark it's untrue! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Barry?! L O L Who told you that ?!!


As I say
You and the above mentioned have to prove that my outstanding sources who are very reliable are not correct.........
But I doubt you can, because I am correct.


Erm no you are not. Your sources don't exist, and if they do - they are condiments.

I repeat, Myself, Cheesebag and Percie are the only people on here who know whom it is.

You are wrong. Fact.


It is not a FACT though is it?
It is an OPINION that the said named people know who it is. Now that is a FACT!
As I say.
I know who the said person is and also various other things about him.
FACT!


Sheff, you said you knew "various other things" about Barry?
Such as what?



PS. Saying he lives in Tipton doesn't count! :wink:

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:10 pm

I bet Wendy is peeing in His* / Hers* / Someone Else's* pants after reading this thread.


* Delete as applicable.

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:12 pm

tape66 wrote:I bet Wendy is peeing in His* / Hers* / Someone Else's* pants after reading this thread.


* Delete as applicable.


Probably someone else's not knowing Barry.

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:39 pm

im larry from bilston, had a drink in the myvod once,you can call me wendy :wink:

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Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:29 am

Magic Man Fan wrote:
tape66 wrote:I bet Wendy is peeing in His* / Hers* / Someone Else's* pants after reading this thread.


* Delete as applicable.


Probably someone else's not knowing Barry.


Despite being close to them whilst supping a half time pint? :wink:

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:52 am

windowman wrote:im larry from bilston, had a drink in the myvod once,you can call me wendy :wink:


I'm Gary from Stourbridge. I drank in the Talbot once, you can call me Wendy. :wink:

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:56 am

Dynamo Zuffle wrote:
Magic Man Fan wrote:
tape66 wrote:I bet Wendy is peeing in His* / Hers* / Someone Else's* pants after reading this thread.


* Delete as applicable.


Probably someone else's not knowing Barry.


Despite being close to them whilst supping a half time pint? :wink:


:shock: Is this an admission?!!?

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:58 am

Magic Man Fan wrote:
Dynamo Zuffle wrote:
Magic Man Fan wrote:
tape66 wrote:I bet Wendy is peeing in His* / Hers* / Someone Else's* pants after reading this thread.


* Delete as applicable.


Probably someone else's not knowing Barry.


Despite being close to them whilst supping a half time pint? :wink:


:shock: Is this an admission?!!?


That I have a pint at half time yep. :D

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:07 pm

Dynamo Zuffle wrote:
Magic Man Fan wrote:
Dynamo Zuffle wrote:
Magic Man Fan wrote:
tape66 wrote:I bet Wendy is peeing in His* / Hers* / Someone Else's* pants after reading this thread.


* Delete as applicable.


Probably someone else's not knowing Barry.


Despite being close to them whilst supping a half time pint? :wink:


:shock: Is this an admission?!!?


That I have a pint at half time yep. :D


LIAR!!!

You've been a yga teetotaller since the new year.

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Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:11 pm

tinned wrote:
Magic Man Fan wrote:
tape66 wrote:I bet Wendy is peeing in His* / Hers* / Someone Else's* pants after reading this thread.


* Delete as applicable.


Probably someone else's not knowing Barry.


Despite being close to them whilst supping a half time pint? :wink:


:shock: Is this an admission?!!?[/quote]

That I have a pint at half time yep. :D[/quote]

LIAR!!!

You've been a yga teetotaller since the new year.[/quote]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:27 pm

Maybe wendy mumford isnt a person, more a state of mind.

I am Wendy Mumford

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:43 pm

philthesaddler wrote:Maybe wendy mumford isnt a person, more a state of mind.

I am Wendy Mumford


Oh come on Phil - Wendy may be a lot of things but they are not grumpy :wink:

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:10 am

cyclothymic wrote:
philthesaddler wrote:Maybe wendy mumford isnt a person, more a state of mind.

I am Wendy Mumford


Oh come on Phil - Wendy may be a lot of things but they are not grumpy :wink:



At last we've narrowed it down a little. With the help of Cyclo, we have eliminated 'Grumpy'.... so it must be 1 of the other 6 ! :lol:

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:49 pm

Ned_Kelly wrote:
cyclothymic wrote:
philthesaddler wrote:Maybe wendy mumford isnt a person, more a state of mind.

I am Wendy Mumford


Oh come on Phil - Wendy may be a lot of things but they are not grumpy :wink:



At last we've narrowed it down a little. With the help of Cyclo, we have eliminated 'Grumpy'.... so it must be 1 of the other 6 ! :lol:


Well - it is not Doc :wink: so thats 1 of the other 5

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:37 pm

cyclothymic wrote:
Ned_Kelly wrote:
cyclothymic wrote:
philthesaddler wrote:Maybe wendy mumford isnt a person, more a state of mind.

I am Wendy Mumford


Oh come on Phil - Wendy may be a lot of things but they are not grumpy :wink:



At last we've narrowed it down a little. With the help of Cyclo, we have eliminated 'Grumpy'.... so it must be 1 of the other 6 ! :lol:


Well - it is not Doc :wink: so thats 1 of the other 5


Unless Sheff is going for the biggest double bluff in history, it's not Dopey either. OK, only 4 to go.

Shouldn't the title of this thread be changed? I note that Wendy Mumford still has not been 'exposed'.

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