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Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:29 pm

Anyone else notice that the Leeds keeper is Gay? :shock:


http://www.leedsunited.com/page/Newsroo ... 61,00.html

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Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:33 pm

WFC_Rob wrote:
S.MURPHY wrote:leon best has just gone to cov city i think

leon clarke i thought has gone to a
south coast team

Yeah, Plymouth?


Didn't Leon Clarke go to Sheffield Wednesday in January ?

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Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:34 pm

What about leon knight who is he playing for now

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Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:35 pm

Atomic Rooster wrote:What about leon knight who is he playing for now

MK Dons.

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Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:35 pm

addo wrote:
WFC_Rob wrote:
S.MURPHY wrote:leon best has just gone to cov city i think

leon clarke i thought has gone to a
south coast team

Yeah, Plymouth?


Didn't Leon Clarke go to Sheffield Wednesday in January ?


Are my posts invisible to yow addo?

First you ignore the link to the Leeds official site with the team from tonight, and then my post about Leon Clarke being at Sheff Wed. ;)

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Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:38 pm

WFC_Rob wrote:
Atomic Rooster wrote:What about leon knight who is he playing for now

MK Dons.
He could be out of favour with the new manager i wonder :?: were we linked with him before ?

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Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:38 pm

Magic Man Fan wrote:
addo wrote:
WFC_Rob wrote:
S.MURPHY wrote:leon best has just gone to cov city i think

leon clarke i thought has gone to a
south coast team

Yeah, Plymouth?


Didn't Leon Clarke go to Sheffield Wednesday in January ?


Are my posts invisible to yow addo?

First you ignore the link to the Leeds official site with the team from tonight, and then my post about Leon Clarke being at Sheff Wed. ;)



I could say it was for the comedy value of showing the goalkeeper as Yga in the teamsheet,

But, to be brutally honest


I am a blind get :oops: :oops: :D

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Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:46 pm

addo wrote:Confirmation from Leeds official site that he played tonight, so can't see him being in Walsall today.


No other " triallists " that might interest us included .......


United (1st half): Yga, Richardson, Marques, Parker, Westlake, Bayly, Weston, Douglas, Howson, Westlake, Constantine, Elliott.

United (2nd half): Hammann, Fry, Madden, Heath, Lewis, Carole, Prutton, Thompson, Delph, Beckford, Kandol.


Its possible, only takes about 2 hours to get from Walsall to Leeds.

I think Leeds would be his first choice though were they allowed to sign players in the near future.

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Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:53 pm

danksy9 wrote:
barnslanesaddler wrote:Sorry to put a dampner on this, i do hope its right, but I do believe Constantine is leading the Leeds attack in tonights friendly with York City


Well who else is Black/half cast and's name is Leon


Leon Andreasen
Leon Barnett
Leon Bell
Leon Bell
Leon Benko
Leon Best
Leon Braithwaite
Leon Britton
Leon Clarke
Leon Cort
Leon Crooks
Leon Drysdale
Leon Gordon
Leon Gutzmore
Leon Hapgood
Leon Hylton
Leon Jackson
Leon Jeanne
Leon Johnson
Leon Kelly
Leon Knight
Leon Legge
Leon McKenzie
Leon McSweeney
Leon Mettam
Leon Mike
Leon Mills
Leon Osborne
Leon Osman
Leon Ryan
Leon Smith
Leon Townley
Leon Woodley
Leon Woodruffe

Well some / probably most actually

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Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:56 pm

Fish wrote:
danksy9 wrote:
barnslanesaddler wrote:Sorry to put a dampner on this, i do hope its right, but I do believe Constantine is leading the Leeds attack in tonights friendly with York City


Well who else is Black/half cast and's name is Leon


Leon Andreasen
Leon Barnett
Leon Bell
Leon Bell
Leon Benko
Leon Best
Leon Braithwaite
Leon Britton
Leon Clarke
Leon Cort
Leon Crooks
Leon Drysdale
Leon Gordon
Leon Gutzmore
Leon Hapgood
Leon Hylton
Leon Jackson
Leon Jeanne
Leon Johnson
Leon Kelly
Leon Knight
Leon Legge
Leon McKenzie
Leon McSweeney
Leon Mettam
Leon Mike
Leon Mills
Leon Osborne
Leon Osman
Leon Ryan
Leon Smith
Leon Townley
Leon Woodley
Leon Woodruffe

Well some / probably most actually


Oh and Leon Constantine !

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Re: Leon Constantine

Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:57 pm

danksy9 wrote:My old girl (Who doesn't live round here any more moved up to Carlise) Is staying in the Hotel next to the Banks's Stadium she bumped into a tall half cast/black bloke in the lift and started talking to him. My Mom being my mom hasn't got the fogyest about football and she's not the brightest spark in the world either asked the guy where he was from cause he didn't have a walsall accent and also what he was doing here. He told my mom that he was speaking to walsall as to regards to a contract at the club but couldn't say anymore than that. My mom again being my mom said oh well done my son's a big walsall fan whats your name and he replyed Leon. She's just this minute came back and told me and i showed her a picture of him and she said that was the guy she was speaking to.

Well hopefully this is all good news and hopefully something good can come of this.

Sorry if this is old news bytheway.


Maybe it was a contract to mark out the yellow lines for the new stand, and he couldnt say any more because of the backlash from Jimmy not gettin the job

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Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:14 pm

Could be Leon See
or Leon the Pig Farmer.

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Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:14 pm

Would be delighted if we signed Constantine, but Leeds will no doubt be his preferred destination.

:(

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Re: Leon Constantine

Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:19 pm

danksy9 wrote:My old girl (Who doesn't live round here any more moved up to Carlise) Is staying in the Hotel next to the Banks's Stadium she bumped into a tall half cast/black bloke in the lift and started talking to him. My Mom being my mom hasn't got the fogyest about football and she's not the brightest spark in the world either asked the guy where he was from cause he didn't have a walsall accent and also what he was doing here. He told my mom that he was speaking to walsall as to regards to a contract at the club but couldn't say anymore than that. My mom again being my mom said oh well done my son's a big walsall fan whats your name and he replyed Leon. She's just this minute came back and told me and i showed her a picture of him and she said that was the guy she was speaking to.

Well hopefully this is all good news and hopefully something good can come of this.

Sorry if this is old news bytheway.


sure he didnt say Dion - old enough for us , quick enough, plus dont forget the house in the Midlands :D - dont worry all he's sign with Norwich for another year I think
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Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:26 pm

Fish wrote:
danksy9 wrote:
barnslanesaddler wrote:Sorry to put a dampner on this, i do hope its right, but I do believe Constantine is leading the Leeds attack in tonights friendly with York City


Well who else is Black/half cast and's name is Leon


Leon Andreasen
Leon Barnett
Leon Bell
Leon Bell
Leon Benko
Leon Best
Leon Braithwaite
Leon Britton
Leon Clarke
Leon Cort
Leon Crooks
Leon Drysdale
Leon Gordon
Leon Gutzmore
Leon Hapgood
Leon Hylton
Leon Jackson
Leon Jeanne
Leon Johnson
Leon Kelly
Leon Knight
Leon Legge
Leon McKenzie
Leon McSweeney
Leon Mettam
Leon Mike
Leon Mills
Leon Osborne
Leon Osman
Leon Ryan
Leon Smith
Leon Townley
Leon Woodley
Leon Woodruffe

Well some / probably most actually


Stealth :wink:

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Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:43 am

WFC_Rob wrote:
Magic Man Fan wrote:Who are the ones at Swansea, Lincoln and Stockport?

Leon Britton, but he doesn't fit the description unless he's been sunning himself for a very long time.



:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:






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Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:51 am

I find it quite strange that no club have signed Constantine yet or maybe the player him self are looking for the best offer.

At this time of the pre-season i'm sure his agent have got loads of offers from various clubs,..... I hope Walsall are one of those but I can't see him sign for a club lower then The Championship.

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Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:13 am

He has been training with Leeds, so has probably just been waiting for the time that they can actually sign him officially.

I guess he has no income at the moment, so that may be why he is exploring other avenues.

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Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:42 am

stafflers wrote:
WFC_Rob wrote:
Magic Man Fan wrote:Who are the ones at Swansea, Lincoln and Stockport?

Leon Britton, but he doesn't fit the description unless he's been sunning himself for a very long time.



:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:






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So thats what you look like with a comb over Gav :lol: :lol:

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Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:01 am

Ned_Kelly wrote:So thats what you look like with a comb over Gav :lol: :lol:


You need hair for a comb-over :wink:

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Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:06 am

stafflers wrote:
Ned_Kelly wrote:So thats what you look like with a comb over Gav :lol: :lol:


You need hair for a comb-over :wink:


Doubt either of us will embarrass ourselves then :wink: :lol:

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Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:36 am

Kiansmom wrote:
Fish wrote:
danksy9 wrote:
barnslanesaddler wrote:Sorry to put a dampner on this, i do hope its right, but I do believe Constantine is leading the Leeds attack in tonights friendly with York City


Well who else is Black/half cast and's name is Leon


Leon Andreasen
Leon Barnett
Leon Bell
Leon Bell
Leon Benko
Leon Best
Leon Braithwaite
Leon Britton
Leon Clarke
Leon Cort
Leon Crooks
Leon Drysdale
Leon Gordon
Leon Gutzmore
Leon Hapgood
Leon Hylton
Leon Jackson
Leon Jeanne
Leon Johnson
Leon Kelly
Leon Knight
Leon Legge
Leon McKenzie
Leon McSweeney
Leon Mettam
Leon Mike
Leon Mills
Leon Osborne
Leon Osman
Leon Ryan
Leon Smith
Leon Townley
Leon Woodley
Leon Woodruffe

Well some / probably most actually


Stealth :wink:



:lol: dam u found me out

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Re: Leon Constantine

Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:52 am

canadiansaddler wrote:
danksy9 wrote:My old girl (Who doesn't live round here any more moved up to Carlise) Is staying in the Hotel next to the Banks's Stadium she bumped into a tall half cast/black bloke in the lift and started talking to him. My Mom being my mom hasn't got the fogyest about football and she's not the brightest spark in the world either asked the guy where he was from cause he didn't have a walsall accent and also what he was doing here. He told my mom that he was speaking to walsall as to regards to a contract at the club but couldn't say anymore than that. My mom again being my mom said oh well done my son's a big walsall fan whats your name and he replyed Leon. She's just this minute came back and told me and i showed her a picture of him and she said that was the guy she was speaking to.

Well hopefully this is all good news and hopefully something good can come of this.

Sorry if this is old news bytheway.


sure he didnt say Dion - old enough for us , quick enough, plus dont forget the house in the Midlands :D - dont worry all he's sign with Norwich for another year I think


Or, to fit in with another thread, Ju-leon - as in Julian Joachim?

(I know he's a bit smaller than 6 foot by the way :lol: )

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Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:58 am

Constantine was born in Hackney his first club was Millwall so he should speak like a cockerny.
He would be a great signing.

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Re: Leon Constantine

Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:04 am

Plastic Hawk wrote:
canadiansaddler wrote:
danksy9 wrote:My old girl (Who doesn't live round here any more moved up to Carlise) Is staying in the Hotel next to the Banks's Stadium she bumped into a tall half cast/black bloke in the lift and started talking to him. My Mom being my mom hasn't got the fogyest about football and she's not the brightest spark in the world either asked the guy where he was from cause he didn't have a walsall accent and also what he was doing here. He told my mom that he was speaking to walsall as to regards to a contract at the club but couldn't say anymore than that. My mom again being my mom said oh well done my son's a big walsall fan whats your name and he replyed Leon. She's just this minute came back and told me and i showed her a picture of him and she said that was the guy she was speaking to.

Well hopefully this is all good news and hopefully something good can come of this.

Sorry if this is old news bytheway.


sure he didnt say Dion - old enough for us , quick enough, plus dont forget the house in the Midlands :D - dont worry all he's sign with Norwich for another year I think


Or, to fit in with another thread, Ju-leon - as in Julian Joachim?

(I know he's a bit smaller than 6 foot by the way :lol: )



heres an amazing fact i once got a job just for lookin like joachim

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Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:12 am

You sure he didn't say his name was Jimmy????

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Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:30 am

Chaz13 wrote:You sure he didn't say his name was Jimmy????


If he was carrying the obligatory pot of yellow paint for the car park, then it may well have been him

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Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:39 am

If they were talking of contracts and it was fairly early in the morning then could it have been ....


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A residency in the Bonser suite maybe ??

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Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:50 am

Was this the guy

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41S908MKTXL._AA240_.jpg
If so, it will be a novel way of playing thought up by Money

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Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:10 am

addo wrote:Confirmation from Leeds official site that he played tonight, so can't see him being in Walsall today.


No other " triallists " that might interest us included .......


United (1st half): Yga, Richardson, Marques, Parker, Westlake, Bayly, Weston, Douglas, Howson, Westlake, Constantine, Elliott.

United (2nd half): Hammann, Fry, Madden, Heath, Lewis, Carole, Prutton, Thompson, Delph, Beckford, Kandol.


Didnt he write alice in wonderland?, must be about 150 now!! when we signing him?

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