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Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:28 pm

danksy9 wrote:Im still banging my brain around trying to figure out who this person is , the stupid thing is i can remember his face but can't picture who i have seen him play for and its really frustrating


Can we have some more "stalking" type photos please. :P

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:33 pm

Cheesebag wrote:
danksy9 wrote:Im still banging my brain around trying to figure out who this person is , the stupid thing is i can remember his face but can't picture who i have seen him play for and its really frustrating


Can we have some more "stalking" type photos please. :P


The only other pic he has is of his arse , the pic took just as he turned round so all you can see is his back

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:39 pm

danksy9 wrote:
Cheesebag wrote:
danksy9 wrote:Im still banging my brain around trying to figure out who this person is , the stupid thing is i can remember his face but can't picture who i have seen him play for and its really frustrating


Can we have some more "stalking" type photos please. :P


The only other pic he has is of his backside , the pic took just as he turned round so all you can see is his back


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Stan "the man" Collymore :lol:

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:41 pm

PerStener wrote:
danksy9 wrote:
Cheesebag wrote:
danksy9 wrote:Im still banging my brain around trying to figure out who this person is , the stupid thing is i can remember his face but can't picture who i have seen him play for and its really frustrating


Can we have some more "stalking" type photos please. :P


The only other pic he has is of his backside , the pic took just as he turned round so all you can see is his back


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Stan "the man" Collymore :lol:


Already on Cannock Chase by the looks of it, the dirty dog :wink:

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:06 pm

danksy9 wrote:
Cheesebag wrote:
danksy9 wrote:Im still banging my brain around trying to figure out who this person is , the stupid thing is i can remember his face but can't picture who i have seen him play for and its really frustrating


Can we have some more "stalking" type photos please. :P


The only other pic he has is of his backside , the pic took just as he turned round so all you can see is his back


YGA Saddler might recognise it? :wink:

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:15 pm

Exile wrote:
danksy9 wrote:
Cheesebag wrote:
danksy9 wrote:Im still banging my brain around trying to figure out who this person is , the stupid thing is i can remember his face but can't picture who i have seen him play for and its really frustrating


Can we have some more "stalking" type photos please. :P


The only other pic he has is of his backside , the pic took just as he turned round so all you can see is his back


YGA Saddler might recognise it? :wink:


well in that case then i'll sort it out and put it on. Don't want to disciminate against anyone on the board

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:18 pm

are you sure his name is Leon?

I think the man on the photo is similar to Karl Henry at Wolves.

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:21 pm

PerStener wrote:are you sure his name is Leon?

I think the man on the photo is similar to Karl Henry at Wolves.

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As i said before i had to jog my moms memory about the name , and she said that Leon Rang a bell when i said it

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:21 pm

We definitely won't be signing him Per. Even the Wolves fans like him so he must be too good for us. :)

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:23 pm

Magic Man Fan wrote:We definitely won't be signing him Per. Even the Wolves fans like him so he must be too good for us. :)



Another Wolves midfielder... who was on loan to Blackpool and Bury last season..

Lewis Gobern

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:28 pm

PerStener wrote:
Magic Man Fan wrote:We definitely won't be signing him Per. Even the Wolves fans like him so he must be too good for us. :)



Another Wolves midfielder... who was on loan to Blackpool and Bury last season..

Lewis Gobern

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Can anyone photoshop a cup of tea a sausage and a ladies ass into this shot to see if there is a similarity?

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:52 pm

The guy in the white tank top could be our next signing


http://www.flickr.com/photos/alexsegre/228502161/

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:58 pm

danksy9 wrote:The guy in the white tank top could be our next signing


http://www.flickr.com/photos/alexsegre/228502161/


Now thats just plain silly, spoiling a serious thread like that. tut tut

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:59 pm

Cheesebag wrote:
PerStener wrote:
Magic Man Fan wrote:We definitely won't be signing him Per. Even the Wolves fans like him so he must be too good for us. :)



Another Wolves midfielder... who was on loan to Blackpool and Bury last season..

Lewis Gobern

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Can anyone photoshop a cup of tea a sausage and a ladies ass into this shot to see if there is a similarity?


Always happy to oblige. :D

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:01 pm

Magic Man Fan wrote:
Cheesebag wrote:
PerStener wrote:
Magic Man Fan wrote:We definitely won't be signing him Per. Even the Wolves fans like him so he must be too good for us. :)



Another Wolves midfielder... who was on loan to Blackpool and Bury last season..

Lewis Gobern

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Can anyone photoshop a cup of tea a sausage and a ladies ass into this shot to see if there is a similarity?


Always happy to oblige. :D

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Nah it ain't him , the nose ain't right :D

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Magic Man Fan wrote:
Cheesebag wrote:
PerStener wrote:
Magic Man Fan wrote:We definitely won't be signing him Per. Even the Wolves fans like him so he must be too good for us. :)



Another Wolves midfielder... who was on loan to Blackpool and Bury last season..

Lewis Gobern

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Can anyone photoshop a cup of tea a sausage and a ladies ass into this shot to see if there is a similarity?


Always happy to oblige. :D

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:03 pm

Cheesebag wrote:
danksy9 wrote:The guy in the white tank top could be our next signing


http://www.flickr.com/photos/alexsegre/228502161/


Now thats just plain silly, spoiling a serious thread like that. tut tut


I'll get my coat and start walking now . Shame on me :(

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:05 pm

Magic Man Fan wrote:
Cheesebag wrote:
PerStener wrote:
Magic Man Fan wrote:We definitely won't be signing him Per. Even the Wolves fans like him so he must be too good for us. :)



Another Wolves midfielder... who was on loan to Blackpool and Bury last season..

Lewis Gobern

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Can anyone photoshop a cup of tea a sausage and a ladies ass into this shot to see if there is a similarity?


Always happy to oblige. :D

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:08 pm

This has to be one of the best-ever threads, but I can tell it's going to be the mother of all anti-climaxes! If I lived close enough I'd happily go to the hotel and just ask him. Why has someone not done that already?

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:11 pm

WSOne wrote:This has to be one of the best-ever threads, but I can tell it's going to be the mother of all anti-climaxes! If I lived close enough I'd happily go to the hotel and just ask him. Why has someone not done that already?


The anti climax doesn't matter now, it's way past that point. Nobody really cares I don't think. Just here for the craic....of that bird in the breakfast room. :D

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:11 pm

WSOne wrote:This has to be one of the best-ever threads, but I can tell it's going to be the mother of all anti-climaxes! If I lived close enough I'd happily go to the hotel and just ask him. Why has someone not done that already?


Been thinking that my self...

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:12 pm

WSOne wrote:This has to be one of the best-ever threads, but I can tell it's going to be the mother of all anti-climaxes! If I lived close enough I'd happily go to the hotel and just ask him. Why has someone not done that already?


One we don't know if he's still there and secondly i can't see him telling us a damn thing if we just barge in there. Don't you think i have wanted to do that my self :D

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:12 pm

Magic Man Fan wrote:
WSOne wrote:This has to be one of the best-ever threads, but I can tell it's going to be the mother of all anti-climaxes! If I lived close enough I'd happily go to the hotel and just ask him. Why has someone not done that already?


The anti climax doesn't matter now, it's way past that point. Nobody really cares I don't think. Just here for the craic....of that bird in the breakfast room. :D


We got a picture of her as well if you want to see it

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:16 pm

Maybe it is just Carlos's agent - or is that STM? Maybe it is the food columnist from the Express n Dingle secretly checking the quality of the sausages at the Fryatt hotel?

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:26 pm

the difference is Per, he only lives in Burntwood :wink:

brilliant thread.

we could seriously do with Karl Henry, but it's a zero chance.

Gobern is a bit of a muppet, but i still cant see McCarthy letting us have him.

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:29 pm

danksy9 wrote:
Magic Man Fan wrote:
WSOne wrote:This has to be one of the best-ever threads, but I can tell it's going to be the mother of all anti-climaxes! If I lived close enough I'd happily go to the hotel and just ask him. Why has someone not done that already?


The anti climax doesn't matter now, it's way past that point. Nobody really cares I don't think. Just here for the craic....of that bird in the breakfast room. :D


We got a picture of her as well if you want to see it


Yes please

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:31 pm

Quality! We're signing Aaron Mauger!

http://www.weetbix.co.nz/MatchResult.as ... 218750.jpg

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:37 pm

Pedro wrote:
danksy9 wrote:
Magic Man Fan wrote:
WSOne wrote:This has to be one of the best-ever threads, but I can tell it's going to be the mother of all anti-climaxes! If I lived close enough I'd happily go to the hotel and just ask him. Why has someone not done that already?


The anti climax doesn't matter now, it's way past that point. Nobody really cares I don't think. Just here for the craic....of that bird in the breakfast room. :D


We got a picture of her as well if you want to see it


Yes please



There we go as requested

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Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:37 pm

Due to the rather imfamous sausage scenario, I propose we

change the name to The Fryupp Hotel.

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gerryhatrick wrote:Due to the rather imfamous sausage scenario, I propose we

change the name to The Fryupp Hotel.


That would be like changing the name of Weatherspoons to Cheap stale beer and food

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