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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:20 pm

cyclothymic wrote:A careful observation of the posts of 'mystery poster #1' over the years show that on many occasions he/she stopped posting for, in some cases, weeks at a time.

I would not read much into his/her latest abscence from the board.


A regular bout of the "monthlies" followed by a couple of weeks of sulking and not talking to anyone. Heard this before lads?

You don't need to be Inspector Morse to work out that Wendy is indeed a "lay dee".

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:33 pm

Wendy has been identified as I have said.
He is called Barry.
End of story.
Of course if people think I am wrong and I protecting the identity of the said person.
If they have proof that the said person is not Barry, then let them tell us all who he is.

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:34 pm

Wendy has been identified as I have said.
He is called Barry.
End of story.
Of course if people think I am wrong and I protecting the identity of the said person.
If they have proof that the said person is not Barry, then let them tell us all who he is.

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:37 pm

SheffieldSaddler wrote:Wendy has been identified as I have said.
He is called Barry.
End of story.
Of course if people think I am wrong and I protecting the identity of the said person.
If they have proof that the said person is not Barry, then let them tell us all who he is.



Is it your smaller chuckle brother ?
Too you to me :lol:

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:52 pm

pleck_saddler wrote:
SheffieldSaddler wrote:Wendy has been identified as I have said.
He is called Barry.
End of story.
Of course if people think I am wrong and I protecting the identity of the said person.
If they have proof that the said person is not Barry, then let them tell us all who he is.



Is it your smaller chuckle brother ?
Too you to me :lol:


I am beginning to like you Pleck!
:wink:

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:55 pm

SheffieldSaddler wrote:
pleck_saddler wrote:
SheffieldSaddler wrote:Wendy has been identified as I have said.
He is called Barry.
End of story.
Of course if people think I am wrong and I protecting the identity of the said person.
If they have proof that the said person is not Barry, then let them tell us all who he is.



Is it your smaller chuckle brother ?
Too you to me :lol:


I am beginning to like you Pleck!
:wink:



You have made me laugh sheff :lol:

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:13 pm

pleck_saddler wrote:
SheffieldSaddler wrote:Wendy has been identified as I have said.
He is called Barry.
End of story.
Of course if people think I am wrong and I protecting the identity of the said person.
If they have proof that the said person is not Barry, then let them tell us all who he is.



Is it your smaller chuckle brother ?
Too you to me :lol:


EXPOSED...SHEFF AND WENDY TOGETHER AT LAST

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Metfan is pixelated behind :D

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:15 pm

SheffieldSaddler wrote:Wendy has been identified as I have said.
He is called Barry.
End of story.
Of course if people think I am wrong and I protecting the identity of the said person.
If they have proof that the said person is not Barry, then let them tell us all who he is.


LMFAO

I bet [insert wendy mumfords REAL name here] is absolutely pissing himself at this! as are me, cheeseygaybag, Magic yga white belly and Percie Prince! You are so wide of the mark it's untrue! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Barry?! L O L Who told you that ?!!

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:21 pm

Cheesebag wrote:
pleck_saddler wrote:
SheffieldSaddler wrote:Wendy has been identified as I have said.
He is called Barry.
End of story.
Of course if people think I am wrong and I protecting the identity of the said person.
If they have proof that the said person is not Barry, then let them tell us all who he is.



Is it your smaller chuckle brother ?
Too you to me :lol:


EXPOSED...SHEFF AND WENDY TOGETHER AT LAST

Image

Metfan is pixelated behind :D




:mrgreen: :P :P :P :P :P :P

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:23 pm

Bangor Cymru Saddler wrote:
SheffieldSaddler wrote:Wendy has been identified as I have said.
He is called Barry.
End of story.
Of course if people think I am wrong and I protecting the identity of the said person.
If they have proof that the said person is not Barry, then let them tell us all who he is.


Crikey, that amused me

I bet [insert wendy mumfords REAL name here] is absolutely pissing himself at this! as are me, cheeseygaybag, Magic yga white belly and Percie Prince! You are so wide of the mark it's untrue! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Barry?! L O L Who told you that ?!!


As I say
You and the above mentioned have to prove that my outstanding sources who are very reliable are not correct.........
But I doubt you can, because I am correct.

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:23 pm

My name is Barry.

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:24 pm

SheffieldSaddler wrote:
Bangor Cymru Saddler wrote:
SheffieldSaddler wrote:Wendy has been identified as I have said.
He is called Barry.
End of story.
Of course if people think I am wrong and I protecting the identity of the said person.
If they have proof that the said person is not Barry, then let them tell us all who he is.


Crikey, that amused me

I bet [insert wendy mumfords REAL name here] is absolutely pissing himself at this! as are me, cheeseygaybag, Magic yga white belly and Percie Prince! You are so wide of the mark it's untrue! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Barry?! L O L Who told you that ?!!


As I say
You and the above mentioned have to prove that my outstanding sources who are very reliable are not correct.........
But I doubt you can, because I am correct.


Erm no you are not. Your sources don't exist, and if they do - they are condiments.

I repeat, Myself, Cheesebag and Percie are the only people on here who know whom it is.

You are wrong. Fact.

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:26 pm

I've got Wendy's mobile number. We send each other naughty texts. :mrgreen:

I've also got cheesie's, but that's a different story. :wink:

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:27 pm

Exile wrote:I've got Wendy's mobile number. We send each other naughty texts. :mrgreen:

I've also got cheesie's, but that's a different story. :wink:


[Sheff's clasping at straws because he doesn't have a clue so is inventing names mode]

Is your name Barry, Tim ?


[/Sheff's clasping at straws because he doesn't have a clue so is inventing names mode]

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:59 pm

Cheesebag wrote:Metfan has a pixelated behind :D


Really? Is there a treatment for that? :shock:

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:01 pm

Pedagogue wrote:
Cheesebag wrote:Metfan has a pixelated behind :D


Really? Is there a treatment for that? :shock:


If there is, saigon will know what it is.

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:02 pm

Bangor Cymru Saddler wrote:
SheffieldSaddler wrote:
Bangor Cymru Saddler wrote:
SheffieldSaddler wrote:Wendy has been identified as I have said.
He is called Barry.
End of story.
Of course if people think I am wrong and I protecting the identity of the said person.
If they have proof that the said person is not Barry, then let them tell us all who he is.


Crikey, that amused me

I bet [insert wendy mumfords REAL name here] is absolutely pissing himself at this! as are me, cheeseygaybag, Magic yga white belly and Percie Prince! You are so wide of the mark it's untrue! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Barry?! L O L Who told you that ?!!


As I say
You and the above mentioned have to prove that my outstanding sources who are very reliable are not correct.........
But I doubt you can, because I am correct.


Erm no you are not. Your sources don't exist, and if they do - they are condiments.

I repeat, Myself, Cheesebag and Percie are the only people on here who know whom it is.

You are wrong. Fact.


It is not a FACT though is it?
It is an OPINION that the said named people know who it is. Now that is a FACT!
As I say.
I know who the said person is and also various other things about him.
FACT!

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:05 pm

Exile wrote:
Pedagogue wrote:
Cheesebag wrote:Metfan has a pixelated behind :D


Really? Is there a treatment for that? :shock:


If there is, saigon will know what it is.


Rumour has it the only living soul with that knowledge is a Burmese witch doctor.

Don't bother with the Walsall clap clinic, they're clueless and only send a load of 'experts' to have a look at your 'condition' :roll:

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:06 pm

SaigonSaddler wrote:Don't bother with the Walsall clap clinic, they're clueless and only send a load of 'experts' to have a look at your 'condition'


One day, one of those 'experts' might be metfanwy. :mrgreen: :shock: :shock:

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:09 pm

Exile wrote:
SaigonSaddler wrote:Don't bother with the Walsall clap clinic, they're clueless and only send a load of 'experts' to have a look at your 'condition'


One day, one of those 'experts' might be metfanwy. :mrgreen: :shock: :shock:


Only if it involves floating Venusian pyramids and magic Atlantian glass balls.

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:31 am

SheffieldSaddler wrote:
Bangor Cymru Saddler wrote:
SheffieldSaddler wrote:
Bangor Cymru Saddler wrote:
SheffieldSaddler wrote:Wendy has been identified as I have said.
He is called Barry.
End of story.
Of course if people think I am wrong and I protecting the identity of the said person.
If they have proof that the said person is not Barry, then let them tell us all who he is.


Crikey, that amused me

I bet [insert wendy mumfords REAL name here] is absolutely pissing himself at this! as are me, cheeseygaybag, Magic yga white belly and Percie Prince! You are so wide of the mark it's untrue! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Barry?! L O L Who told you that ?!!


As I say
You and the above mentioned have to prove that my outstanding sources who are very reliable are not correct.........
But I doubt you can, because I am correct.


Erm no you are not. Your sources don't exist, and if they do - they are condiments.

I repeat, Myself, Cheesebag and Percie are the only people on here who know whom it is.

You are wrong. Fact.


It is not a FACT though is it?
It is an OPINION that the said named people know who it is. Now that is a FACT!
As I say.
I know who the said person is and also various other things about him.
FACT!


No its an absolute 100% fact that his name is NOT Barry. I don't think you have a clue and are fast losing the plot.

I repeat, I know 'mumford' very well - we are FRIENDS. We go out for drinks, and if you want to know the location of said drinking outings - its in the Myvod in Wednesbury. Me and Percie meet him for these get togethers. I know his first name and surname as any friend would.

YOU have the OPINION that you know whom his name is - as it is from secondary sources - but I repeat again so it sinks in your head - we are FRIENDS so I can say cataergorically on my life that his name is NOT 'Barry'.

You are wrong again sheff (a bit like chelsea's title hopes) and you are making yourself look petulant abd very very silly. As you know, this is not a dig at you per se, as we have met before and got on - I would hate to stop that, but I am being so furthent and confident in what I say as I am 100% right.

Sorry if any offence is caused but you should just leave it.

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:28 am

Bangor Cymru Saddler wrote:No its an absolute 100% fact that his name is NOT Barry. I don't think you have a clue and are fast losing the plot.


Jigsaw identification, Bangor. Don't let Sheff ensnare you. I can foresee another thousand or so posts from him, along the lines of "I know his name is Aaron", "I know his name is Darren", "I know he name is Paul", "I know his name is Xavier" to "I know his name is Zach." This is just the beginning.


PS: I won't tell anyone that his name is Rupert. Shhhh! :wink:

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:18 am

Insert The Tings Tings song here

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Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:41 am

"I'm a storyteller, and my stories must be told.
I have many stories, tales for both the young and old.
On my many travels I have seen many faces,
many tales have I from many places.
In Russia I am Ivan, in England I am John.
In Germany I'm Johan, In Sweden I am Jan."

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:49 am

Wendy is Stafflers, case solved.

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:00 am

Bangor Cymru Saddler wrote:No its an absolute 100% fact that his name is NOT Barry. I don't think you have a clue and are fast losing the plot.

I repeat, I know 'mumford' very well - we are FRIENDS. We go out for drinks, and if you want to know the location of said drinking outings - its in the Myvod in Wednesbury. Me and Percie meet him for these get togethers. I know his first name and surname as any friend would.

YOU have the OPINION that you know whom his name is - as it is from secondary sources - but I repeat again so it sinks in your head - we are FRIENDS so I can say cataergorically on my life that his name is NOT 'Barry'.

You are wrong again sheff (a bit like chelsea's title hopes) and you are making yourself look petulant abd very very silly. As you know, this is not a dig at you per se, as we have met before and got on - I would hate to stop that, but I am being so furthent and confident in what I say as I am 100% right.

Sorry if any offence is caused but you should just leave it.


I used to know a girl called Diane who used to drink in the Myvod, I think she worked behind the bar as well. Long time ago mind.

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:24 am

I didn't think Sheffyboo could embarrass himself further. I was wrong. FACT.

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:18 pm

Bangor Cymru Saddler wrote:
No its an absolute 100% fact that his name is NOT Barry. I don't think you have a clue and are fast losing the plot.

I repeat, I know 'mumford' very well - we are FRIENDS. We go out for drinks, and if you want to know the location of said drinking outings - its in the Myvod in Wednesbury. Me and Percie meet him for these get togethers. I know his first name and surname as any friend would.

YOU have the OPINION that you know whom his name is - as it is from secondary sources - but I repeat again so it sinks in your head - we are FRIENDS so I can say cataergorically on my life that his name is NOT 'Barry'.

You are wrong again sheff (a bit like chelsea's title hopes) and you are making yourself look petulant abd very very silly. As you know, this is not a dig at you per se, as we have met before and got on - I would hate to stop that, but I am being so furthent and confident in what I say as I am 100% right.

Sorry if any offence is caused but you should just leave it.


Gordon Brown has often said he is 100% right, and look what has happened there!
As I say, you are just protecting the said person.
Which is very disappointing from a so called "educated" person. (what a laugh that is)!
You need to grow up fast.
FACT!

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:21 pm

So if you have his name and location, whats stopping you revealing this brilliant information?

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Re: Wendy Mumford To Be Exposed

Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:30 pm

SheffieldSaddler wrote:
Bangor Cymru Saddler wrote:
No its an absolute 100% fact that his name is NOT Barry. I don't think you have a clue and are fast losing the plot.

I repeat, I know 'mumford' very well - we are FRIENDS. We go out for drinks, and if you want to know the location of said drinking outings - its in the Myvod in Wednesbury. Me and Percie meet him for these get togethers. I know his first name and surname as any friend would.

YOU have the OPINION that you know whom his name is - as it is from secondary sources - but I repeat again so it sinks in your head - we are FRIENDS so I can say cataergorically on my life that his name is NOT 'Barry'.

You are wrong again sheff (a bit like chelsea's title hopes) and you are making yourself look petulant abd very very silly. As you know, this is not a dig at you per se, as we have met before and got on - I would hate to stop that, but I am being so furthent and confident in what I say as I am 100% right.

Sorry if any offence is caused but you should just leave it.


Gordon Brown has often said he is 100% right, and look what has happened there!
As I say, you are just protecting the said person.
Which is very disappointing from a so called "educated" person. (what a laugh that is)!
You need to grow up fast.
FACT!


Well obviously I am more educated than you being as I can grasp the concept between knowing someone as a friend, and receiving bogus information.

So name who he is, what he looks like and where he lives then. I await with great anticipation. absolutely hilarious this is! :lol:

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