[old joke mode]
Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still alive.
He said that the England Team's performance to date at the Football World Cup has been complete crap.
British Intelligence has dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years .
[/old joke mode]
Osama Bin Laden
Walsall supporters react to England's despairs - as they happened. No text speak, please.
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Exile - Jobsworth
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Duke - Site Addict
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Re: Osama Bin Laden
This world cup is turning out like WW11 , The French pack in without a fight the Yanks leave it till the last minute
and we are left to fight the Krouts ,
and we are left to fight the Krouts ,
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Duke - Site Addict
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Re: Osama Bin Laden
Met a fairy on my way to work the other day , she said it was lucky day and she would grant any wish i desired .
My wish was never to die , that's the only wish I cannot grant she replied .
OK I said i wish to die when England win the world cup.
Crafty so and so the fairy said .
My wish was never to die , that's the only wish I cannot grant she replied .
OK I said i wish to die when England win the world cup.
Crafty so and so the fairy said .
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Re: Osama Bin Laden
Duke wrote:Met a fairy on my way to work the other day , she said it was lucky day and she would grant any wish i desired .
My wish was never to die , that's the only wish I cannot grant she replied .
OK I said i wish to die when England win the world cup.
Crafty so and so the fairy said .
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- DanWalsallFC
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Re: Osama Bin Laden
Bloke goes into a brothel and says 'I'm abit kinky, how much for total humiliation?' The madam tells him £37.50. 'WOW! What do I get for that?' He asks. She replies 'A f***ing England shirt!'
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