Brentford (H) League 1 Saturday 20/2/10.

[Duke]

Brentford do not have a mid week fixture I thought I'd crack on with the match thread .

Our visitors form guide last 6 league games.

Charlton - home - drew 1-1
Carlisle - home - won 3-1
Norwich - away - lost 0-1
Southampton - home - drew 1-1
Gillingham - home - won 4-0
Wycombe - home - drew 1-1

Full away record

Won 3 - drew 3 - lost 7 - 7 goals for - 14 conceded
No other league 1 side have conceded fewer away goals , no other side in our league have scored less goals away from home .

Brentford sit 2 places and 1 point above us in the table .

Prediction : This as an 0-0 draw written all over it.

[Asps]

I think we will lose 1-0, scored by a hungry young Brentford player cast aside by Tottenham or another local London team & keen to revive his career at Brentford.

My quest for the day will be how little football I can actually watch, achieved through the following schedule: -

Pre-match Phase One

1) Use Evo's skill of buying the last round in the Saddlers Club at 2.50pm, using the full drinking up time permitted in the SC, while being snarled at by the gorillas on the door (Yes M.O.G.'s friends)

2) Visiting the Gents on the way of SC & so wasting more valuable time and upsetting the gorillas further.

3) Amble slowly from the SC to the FTG stand dicussing with Evo the merits of pickled eggs & Nargis Kebabs.

Entry to the gound at 3.12pm completes phase One

12 minutes & Dancing Kev's initial performance missed.

Phase Two "Halftime"

1) At precisely 3.35pm wander to the toilets for bladder relief and on way gander at the St John's girls and the girls serving in the kiosk in the forelorn hope of decent eye candy.

2) 3.38pm saunter to the centre exit in the lower FTG and knock on door of Bescot Bar.

3) At 3.41pm, following a copious jangling of keys, the dippy bar staff manage to find the correct key & open the door to the corridor that also serves on match days as the Bescot Bar.

4) Having drank something fizzy described as "beer", had a smoke out the back of the BB & returned to find your dregs of "beer" have been cleared up, one then stays in the bar as long as possible. Maximum stay duration is achieved by wittering onto a Steward about how much they would like to throw Dancing Kev down the exit aisle, cover with a mattress and then trampoline on the resultant arrangement.

5) At 4.13pm conversation becomes one way and you are forced to the leave the sanctuary of the corridor/Bescot Bar return to block FL6.

18 minutes & the Stafflers slot missed.

End of Match

1) Only allow youself to leave the match at a time once the lady (GILF, but only just) who is always in my row, has just squeezed past, allowing bodily contact and a caress of hips as you guide her past you. Perturbingly the exact timing of her exit is always outside of your control, however no matter what the score, she always leaves early. As we will be losing, it will be cold and we will be playing pants, the exit time should hopefully be at around 4.44pm,

6 minutes & the notion to sympathetically applaud at end of game missed.

90 - 12 - 18 - 6 = 54 minutes watched.

I'm sure you will agree, a very pleasing achievement.

UTS

[Rich Evans]

I think we will lose 1-0, scored by a hungry young Brentford player cast aside by Tottenham or another local London team & keen to revive his career at Brentford.

My quest for the day will be how little I football I can actually watch, achieved through the following schedule: -

Pre-match Phase One

1) Use Evo's skill of buying the last round in the Saddlers Club at 2.50pm, using the full drinking up time permitted in the SC, while being snarled out by the gorillas on the door (Yes M.O.G.'s friends)

2) Visiting the Gents on the way of SC & so wasting more valuable time and upsetting the gorillas further.

3) Amble slowly from the SC to the FTG stand dicussing with Evo the merits of pickled eggs & Nargis Kebabs.

Entry to the gound at 3.12pm completes phase One

12 minutes & Dancing Kev's initial performace missed.

Phase Two "Halftime"

1) At precisely 3.35pm wander to the toilets for bladder relief and on way gander at the St John's girls and the girls serving in the kiosk in the forelorn hope of decent eye candy.

2) 3.38pm saunter to the centre exit in the lower FTG and knock on door of Bescot Bar.

3) At 3.41pm, following a copious jangling of keys, the dippy bar staff manage to find the correct key & open the door to the corridor that also serves on match days as the Bescot Bar.

4) Having drank something fizzy described as "beer", had a smoke out the back of the BB & returned to find your dregs of "beer" have been cleaned up, one then stays in the bar as long as possible. Maximum stay duration is achieved by wittering onto a Steward about how much they would like to throw Dancing Kev down the exit aisle, cover with a mattress and then trampoline on the resultant arrangement.

5) At 4.13pm conversation becomes one way and you are forced to the leave the sanctuary of the corridor/Bescot Bar return to block FL6.

18 minutes & the Stafflers slot missed.

End of Match

1) Only allow youself to leave the match at a time once the lady (GILF, but only just) who is always in my row, has just squeezed past, allowing bodily contact and a caress of hips as you guide her past you. Perturbingly the exact timing of her exit is always outside of your control, however no matter what the score, she always leaves early. As we will be losing, it will be cold and we will be playing pants, the exit time should hopefully be at around 4.44pm,

6 minutes & the notion to sympathetically applaud at end of game missed.

90 - 12 - 18 - 6 = 54 minutes watched>

I'm sure you will agree, a very pleasing achievement.

UTS

Brilliant. :D

[Evo Boozy Saddler]

I think we will lose 1-0, scored by a hungry young Brentford player cast aside by Tottenham or another local London team & keen to revive his career at Brentford.

My quest for the day will be how little I football I can actually watch, achieved through the following schedule: -

Pre-match Phase One

1) Use Evo's skill of buying the last round in the Saddlers Club at 2.50pm, using the full drinking up time permitted in the SC, while being snarled at by the gorillas on the door (Yes M.O.G.'s friends)

2) Visiting the Gents on the way of SC & so wasting more valuable time and upsetting the gorillas further.

3) Amble slowly from the SC to the FTG stand dicussing with Evo the merits of pickled eggs & Nargis Kebabs.

Entry to the gound at 3.12pm completes phase One

12 minutes & Dancing Kev's initial performance missed.

Phase Two "Halftime"

1) At precisely 3.35pm wander to the toilets for bladder relief and on way gander at the St John's girls and the girls serving in the kiosk in the forelorn hope of decent eye candy.

2) 3.38pm saunter to the centre exit in the lower FTG and knock on door of Bescot Bar.

3) At 3.41pm, following a copious jangling of keys, the dippy bar staff manage to find the correct key & open the door to the corridor that also serves on match days as the Bescot Bar.

4) Having drank something fizzy described as "beer", had a smoke out the back of the BB & returned to find your dregs of "beer" have been cleared up, one then stays in the bar as long as possible. Maximum stay duration is achieved by wittering onto a Steward about how much they would like to throw Dancing Kev down the exit aisle, cover with a mattress and then trampoline on the resultant arrangement.

5) At 4.13pm conversation becomes one way and you are forced to the leave the sanctuary of the corridor/Bescot Bar return to block FL6.

18 minutes & the Stafflers slot missed.

End of Match

1) Only allow youself to leave the match at a time once the lady (GILF, but only just) who is always in my row, has just squeezed past, allowing bodily contact and a caress of hips as you guide her past you. Perturbingly the exact timing of her exit is always outside of your control, however no matter what the score, she always leaves early. As we will be losing, it will be cold and we will be playing pants, the exit time should hopefully be at around 4.44pm,

6 minutes & the notion to sympathetically applaud at end of game missed.

90 - 12 - 18 - 6 = 54 minutes watched.

I'm sure you will agree, a very pleasing achievement.

UTS

Absolute quality mate :D Happy to be part of the plan :lol:

We could delay our departure from the SC by chaining ourselves to my fave barmaid at 3.05 and refusing to move until they agree to start selling Nargis Kebabs :D

[big baz 1]

Walsall 7-0 Brentford
SHABBA MINT head to a meeting with record label boss ASPS and the bands new manager TAPE 66 to confirm the title of the groups debut album , after a long discussion which lasts 5 minutes the group decide that LADIES WEARING WHITE BRAS HELPS REDUCE YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINT is the title of the bands debut album. Meanwhile the groups video for new single GRIND WITH EVO is given its world premiere on mtv base by the big dawg westwood this really annoys manager TAPE 66 who throws a tantrum and storms out . As the group leave the headquarters of their record label they are mobbed by screaming fans this delights JOCKEY as he gets grabbed and pulled off regulary by fans in the melee, the other members of the group FBIG and NED KELLY run for the car . Meanwhile in blackpool DUKE 2nd , 3rd and 4th nights as elvis go down a storm with the sell out crowd , after leaving the show DUKE is sigining autographs for fans but then suddenly refuses to sign the next autograph as it turns out that the person asking for the autograph is a fan decked out in a wolves shirt , DUKE refuses and storms off and gets into the waitng car. Meanwhile over in bloxwich STATUS ONLINES 3rd gig goes a lot better than the previous two as they play to a sell out crowd of 150 people in the high street they leave the gig on their travel wm tour bus and head for their next gig. TO BE CONTINUED



No offence was meant to any uster mentioned in the latest instalment of the shabba mint saga .

[tape66]

Walsall 7-0 Brentford
SHABBA MINT head to a meeting with record label boss ASPS and the bands new manager TAPE 66 to confirm the title of the groups debut album , after a long discussion which lasts 5 minutes the group decide that LADIES WEARING WHITE BRAS HELPS REDUCE YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINT is the title of the bands debut album. Meanwhile the groups video for new single GRIND WITH EVO is given its world premiere on mtv base by the big dawg westwood this really annoys manager TAPE 66 who throws a tantrum and storms out . As the group leave the headquarters of their record label they are mobbed by screaming fans this delights JOCKEY as he gets grabbed and pulled off regulary by fans in the melee, the other members of the group FBIG and NED KELLY run for the car . Meanwhile in blackpool DUKE 2nd , 3rd and 4th nights as elvis go down a storm with the sell out crowd , after leaving the show DUKE is sigining autographs for fans but then suddenly refuses to sign the next autograph as it turns out that the person asking for the autograph is a fan decked out in a wolves shirt , DUKE refuses and storms off and gets into the waitng car. Meanwhile over in bloxwich STATUS ONLINES 3rd gig goes a lot better than the previous two as they play to a sell out crowd of 150 people in the high street they leave the gig on their travel wm tour bus and head for their next gig. TO BE CONTINUED



No offence was meant to any uster mentioned in the latest instalment of the shabba mint saga .

:D :D 8)

[Fray Bentos is God!]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Jockey gets pulled off :lol: :lol: :lol:

[BathSaddler]

I've had the best 24 hours as a Walsall fan for quite a while. However, I can't help feeling that we will lose 1-0 on Saturday.

Attendance around 3,300.

[latviancheese]

Do they still have Bostock? He's class.

Ill go for another draw. 1-1

[swiftyboy]

I think we will lose 1-0, scored by a hungry young Brentford player cast aside by Tottenham or another local London team & keen to revive his career at Brentford.

My quest for the day will be how little I football I can actually watch, achieved through the following schedule: -

Pre-match Phase One

1) Use Evo's skill of buying the last round in the Saddlers Club at 2.50pm, using the full drinking up time permitted in the SC, while being snarled at by the gorillas on the door (Yes M.O.G.'s friends)

2) Visiting the Gents on the way of SC & so wasting more valuable time and upsetting the gorillas further.

3) Amble slowly from the SC to the FTG stand dicussing with Evo the merits of pickled eggs & Nargis Kebabs.

Entry to the gound at 3.12pm completes phase One

12 minutes & Dancing Kev's initial performance missed.

Phase Two "Halftime"

1) At precisely 3.35pm wander to the toilets for bladder relief and on way gander at the St John's girls and the girls serving in the kiosk in the forelorn hope of decent eye candy.

2) 3.38pm saunter to the centre exit in the lower FTG and knock on door of Bescot Bar.

3) At 3.41pm, following a copious jangling of keys, the dippy bar staff manage to find the correct key & open the door to the corridor that also serves on match days as the Bescot Bar.

4) Having drank something fizzy described as "beer", had a smoke out the back of the BB & returned to find your dregs of "beer" have been cleared up, one then stays in the bar as long as possible. Maximum stay duration is achieved by wittering onto a Steward about how much they would like to throw Dancing Kev down the exit aisle, cover with a mattress and then trampoline on the resultant arrangement.

5) At 4.13pm conversation becomes one way and you are forced to the leave the sanctuary of the corridor/Bescot Bar return to block FL6.

18 minutes & the Stafflers slot missed.

End of Match

1) Only allow youself to leave the match at a time once the lady (GILF, but only just) who is always in my row, has just squeezed past, allowing bodily contact and a caress of hips as you guide her past you. Perturbingly the exact timing of her exit is always outside of your control, however no matter what the score, she always leaves early. As we will be losing, it will be cold and we will be playing pants, the exit time should hopefully be at around 4.44pm,

6 minutes & the notion to sympathetically applaud at end of game missed.

90 - 12 - 18 - 6 = 54 minutes watched.

I'm sure you will agree, a very pleasing achievement.

UTS

Quality mate! If only I could get my hands on a free ticket, I would join in with these pleasantries on Saturday!

[Rich Evans]

Walsall to win 2-1 deeney and mattis. In front of 3654 fans of which 267 are brentford

[Stuffer]

I'll go for Walsall-P v Brentford-P :mrgreen:

[Jorge14]

Its going to be cold, and so it is going to be nil-nil or a very dull one-nil win either way.

[Neil Ravenscroft]

Preview

http://upthesaddlers.com/wp/archives/20 ... preview-2/

[DawleyDick]

Big Baz's joke about Walsall 7 Brentford 0 actually happened in January 1957. I was one of the 13800 at the match that day. If only!!

[WFC_Jimmy]

Ince

Westlake
Mcdonald
Vincent
Richards

Bradley
Taundry
Mattis
Gray

Deeney
Nicholls/Byfield


Be a close one this will, 1-0 either way

[Rich Evans]

Walsall to win 2-1 deeney and mattis. In front of 3654 fans of which 267 are brentford

Here we go again, 'vague' & 'generalised' predictions, why could you not give the times of the goals then? :lol: :lol: :lol:

I still havn't 'come down' yet from Tuesday, I screamed and shouted so much, I couldn't talk the next Day!
Our team are now great favourites with the seven Huddersfield fans that I work with!

I hope Saturday won't be a letdown, I too get that 1-1 feeling.........

My crystal ball broke. Just awaiting delivery of a new one. How ever the cards say we shall come from behind if that helps :D

[big baz 1]

Big Baz's joke about Walsall 7 Brentford 0 actually happened in January 1957. I was one of the 13800 at the match that day. If only!!

My 7-0 predictions are not a joke they are more like positive thinking :mrgreen:

[Neuromantic]

WALSALL: Clayton Ince, Dwayne Mattis, Troy Deeney, Alex Nicholls, Richard Taundry, Darryl Westlake, Jamie Vincent, Matt Richards, Julian Gray, Darren Byfield, Clayton McDonald.

[Welsh_Saddler]

Good to see that Jones is available..... on the bench. :D

[Welsh_Saddler]

Something strange happening here - after 3 minutes we've had one shot off target, one shot on target, and a corner. After 3 minutes!!!!!

[Biggles]

1 Down. :(

[Welsh_Saddler]

So of course we go one down after 17 minutes....... :roll:

[Duke]

Brentford's 8th away goal this season.

Come on lads

[BathSaddler]

Early doors yet.

[Rich Evans]

Walsall to win 2-1 deeney and mattis. In front of 3654 fans of which 267 are brentford

Here we go again, 'vague' & 'generalised' predictions, why could you not give the times of the goals then? :lol: :lol: :lol:

I still havn't 'come down' yet from Tuesday, I screamed and shouted so much, I couldn't talk the next Day!
Our team are now great favourites with the seven Huddersfield fans that I work with!

I hope Saturday won't be a letdown, I too get that 1-1 feeling.........

My crystal ball broke. Just awaiting delivery of a new one. How ever the cards say we shall come from behind if that helps :D

No problems.

[Duke]

Nicholls 1-1 :D

[Reading Saddler]

Is the Walsall Commentary on saddlers world working? Or is it just having a pause because it is half time?

[Rich Evans]

Oh blow there goes my crystal ball prediction.

[latviancheese]

smith on for Westlake apparently.