Bury (H) J P Trophy 1st Round Tuesday 1/9/09

[Duke]

Bury like ourselves have made disappointing start to the season . 2 wins - 3 defeats sees the Shakers sitting 18th in league 2

A tin pot micky mouse competition it may be but this could be our only chance of any success this season i'm certain Bury will feel the same.

Prediction , Home win on penalties .

[Exile]

1-0 to us, Parkin penalty getting the job done in the 89th minute.

Nobody to do anything interesting at the match. Dancing Kev to stage a sit-in protest at the borefest in the stands behind him.

[big baz 1]

Walsall 7-0 Bury
The game becomes so boring that diddy p and dancing kev stage their own version of strictly come dancing to entertain themselves.

[Evo Boozy Saddler]

Walsall 1 Bury 0. Efe Sodje to have his traditional mare against us and heads into his own net under fierce pressure from Parkin.

Asps to spend the whole game by the dug out singing Jordin Sparks's "Battlefield" to Hutchings but changing the chorus to "why do meet the manger nights feel like a battlefield" :lol: . Jockey to provide backing vocals

[deanonev69]

Methinks there'll be less there than season ticket holders and we'll scrape through, handled effort through Darren Byfield stirring me from my sleepapnia around the 34th minute!

[Wyrley_saddler]

What are the chances that we lose 1-0 and Andy Bishop scores?

[Geordiesaddler]

Match abandoned due to excessive snoring.

[matt-thesaddler]

Im saying 2-1 to Bury.

Grigg to score for us.

[tinned]

0 - 0 after 120 minutes. The referee to postpone the game due to losing the will to live.

The stands to be empty before the pitch has cleared of players.

[Magic Man Fan]

What are the chances that we lose 1-0 and Andy Bishop scores?

Quite high if he's fit.

Think the crowd will struggle to reach 1000. I won't be one of them, I'd rather work. :shock:

[Geordiesaddler]

Apathy!!

Its only £6, what do you people want? :wink:

[matt-thesaddler]

0 - 0 after 120 minutes. The referee to postpone the game due to losing the will to live.

The stands to be empty before the pitch has cleared of players.

Extra-time isnt played. Goes straight to penaltys.

[Exile]

Apathy!!

Its only £6, what do you people want? :wink:

A club that is worthy of their support, not one that goes through the motions occasionally? :wink:

[Wyrley_saddler]

0 - 0 after 120 minutes. The referee to postpone the game due to losing the will to live.

The stands to be empty before the pitch has cleared of players.

Extra-time isnt played. Goes straight to penaltys.

Probably a good thing considering the way we are playing lately. I don't think I could endure an extra 30 mins of it.

[matt-thesaddler]

0 - 0 after 120 minutes. The referee to postpone the game due to losing the will to live.

The stands to be empty before the pitch has cleared of players.

Extra-time isnt played. Goes straight to penaltys.

Probably a good thing considering the way we are playing lately. I don't think I could endure an extra 30 mins of it.

I wont be going. Iv given my free ticket to my mate whos taking his 7 year old nephew. I think hes trying to put him of football for life.

[BathSaddler]

I could'nt care less what the score is in front of 1,200 masochists.

[Zippy]

I'll be there. My first match of the season.

[scott_powell]

67-8 to walsall

Parkin brace

[priestley_saddler]

I'll be there, 2nd match of the season.

Is it still £6 if you pay on the gate?

[matt-thesaddler]

You know the free ticket inside the season ticket, can you give that in on the day of the game in the ticket office or not?

[tape66]

4-3 on pens to sall.

4143 to suddenly realise he has been spelling his name wrong as it is actually 4142 :o

[Wyrley_saddler]

You know the free ticket inside the season ticket, can you give that in on the day of the game in the ticket office or not?

I think before 5pm you can.

[matt-thesaddler]

You know the free ticket inside the season ticket, can you give that in on the day of the game in the ticket office or not?

I think before 5pm you can.

Could you ring the ticket office up and order your ticket and then hand the slip in when you get there?

[Jockey]

Bury to win 1-0

Half time we have a piggy back race and Tape is left at the start with Baz on his back.

[wednesburysaddler]

walsall to lose 3-0 bishop hatrick
a mere 999 souls to turn up and they open up 43 kiosks with 43000 beefburgers
roy whalley to be serving behind a kiosk in pure frustation as the cash machine off car boot sale doesnt work.
walsall to employ 500 stewards to police the massive crowd.
the carpark to still take 45 mins to get off and the ballboys to be found asleep all round the pitch.
all seats in floors to go lower to be turned the other way as the back wall is much better entertainment.
me and my mate to slag parking off for 90 mins as he nearly wins a header from their 4ft 2 defender.

[scott_powell]

walsall to lose 3-0 bishop hatrick
a mere 999 souls to turn up and they open up 43 kiosks with 43000 beefburgers
roy whalley to be serving behind a kiosk in pure frustation as the cash machine off car boot sale doesnt work.
walsall to employ 500 stewards to police the massive crowd.
the carpark to still take 45 mins to get off and the ballboys to be found asleep all round the pitch.
all seats in floors to go lower to be turned the other way as the back wall is much better entertainment.
me and my mate to slag parking off for 90 mins as he nearly wins a header from their 4ft 2 defender.

The thing is ... most of that will probably happen :D

[AlexTheWalsallFan]

1-0 walsall an own goal

just 900 there and i'll be one of em

[canadiansaddler]

4-1 to the mighty Saddlers - best performance of the season witnessed by a mere 87 souls, In years to come the number of people who will claim to have been there on the night of WFC's lowest ever attendance to exceed 200,000.

Exile to bring Auckland Marine insurance company IT network to a halt listening to Saddlers Player.

[Over The Moon]

0-0 Bury to win on pens's.

Bonser to come on the pitch at half time and give a talk on how to survive the credit crunch.

[matt-thesaddler]

The team i think will be put out..

Gilmartin
Westlake Smith McDonald Vincent
Till Mattis Richards Jones
Parkin Deeney

subs: Ince,Weston,Sansara,O'Keefe,Taundry,Grigg and Byfield

The team i would like us to put out..

Ince
Westlake Smith McDonald Richards
Nicholls Mattis Davis Jones
Grigg Byfield

subs: Gilmartin,Weston,Vincent,O'Keefe,Taundry,Till and Deeney