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Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Reports and reaction from the 2008-09 season as Walsall finished 13th in League 1
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Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:02 am

The first of 2 away games ,The Iron's form guide .last 6 league games.

Oldham - home - won 2-0
Millwall - away - won 2-1
Bristol R - home - lost 0-2
Swindon - away -lost 2-4
Southend - away - lost 0-2
Leeds - away - lost 2-3

Scunny are 7th in the table -53 points from 32 games.
Full home record.

Won 8 -drew 3 - lost 3 - 28 goals for 18 against.

A pleasent change for us to meet a side out of form , no wins in 4 for our hosts.

Prediction - 1-1 Ricketts on target .

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Re: Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Sun Mar 01, 2009 1:07 pm

Didn't know about this match until last night :oops: :oops:

Tricky match, but hoping we can nick a point. 1-1 Deeney

MMF to turn up with a A1 sized notepad and pens, and spends the whole game trying to explain Pythagoras's Theorem to a bemused Jorge 14 :|

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Re: Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Sun Mar 01, 2009 1:51 pm

2-0 to the Sexy Saddlers

Cully to burn his collection of "where's Wally" books in a vain attempt to cover up where it all began.
































Pinnacle to be absolutely outraged

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Re: Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:11 pm

Scunthorpe 1 - 1 Walsall

KC to proclaim that Deeney is greater than sex.

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Re: Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:20 pm

gerryhatrick wrote:Scunthorpe 1 - 1 Walsall

KC to proclaim that Deeney is greater than sex.


That is disgusting.






















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Re: Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:38 pm

gerryhatrick wrote:KC to proclaim that Deeney is greater than sex.


Can I ruin this match thread now please?
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Re: Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:51 pm

I'm going for a lucky and plucky point.

1-1. Ours will come courtesy some schoolboy errors from Scunny's defence from a set piece. Mattis to score it. 74th minute.




No idea what the attendance will be. Can't predict things like football matches with any degree of precision. :D

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Re: Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Sun Mar 01, 2009 5:40 pm

Looking forward to it. A 1-0 win.

Remember 7.30 kick off!

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Re: Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:31 pm

This'll be a goalfest, as we've not had one for a while and it's their first home game in 4 starts. Scunny to salvage a point with an injury-time equaliser for a 3-3 draw, after being 2-0 up and going behind 3-2.

Tape66 to start reading out a written formal apology to PINNACLE on the pitch at half time, stop half way through then eat the paper. Match thread to detoriorate by about the 34th post.

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Re: Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:16 pm

tape66 wrote:2-0 to the Sexy Saddlers

Cully to burn his collection of "where's Wally" books in a vain attempt to cover up where it all began.


I think I better appear trendy and join in:-

I will not be attending because it is still dark in the evenings.

tape66 to be weighed on the pitch at halftime, pronounced obese and sent on a three month march to Tenko where he will be fed on a strict diet of wood shavings and industrial strength marmite returning to Walsall 2lbs lighter much to the disgust of his boyfriend who promptly dumps him for Stafflers.

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Re: Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:35 pm

gerryhatrick wrote:KC to proclaim that Deeney is greater than sex.


Dear Hitler mods/admin

Imagine my surprise, disappointment and disgust when I innocently clicked on a match thread to see I had been referred to in a jocular and mildly amusing way by another poster, as is the current fashion when making predictions, without my prior knowledge or consent. Whilst such posts about pleck and stafflers singing 'Give Peace a Chance', big baz 1 winning a prize for kicking tape66 over the crossbar, tinned singing 'One Jimmy Mullen' and Evo ordering a coke are humourous, I had always made the assumption that some form of contract had been entered into prior to posting such items between the poster and the individual to whom they refer. Having been in receipt of no such contract, or even notification, I can only assume that this is not the case.

I am not a vindictive individual, and my friend says I have a great sense of humour, but lines can be crossed, and patience can be tried only so often and so much. A simple public flogging of gerryhatrick whilst being paraded along Bridge Street in a handcart will suffice.

Yours
KC

PS: Everyone knows that it's Paul Boertien who's better than sex.

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Re: Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:39 pm

2-0 to Scunthorpe for me :(

Whitti Steve to smear himself in vinegar and proclaim himself "Garyproofed"

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Re: Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:05 pm

Fray Bentos is God! wrote:2-0 to Scunthorpe for me :(

Whitti Steve to smear himself in vinegar and proclaim himself "Garyproofed"


This is abuse Mods. Please ban him immediately. I demand action be taken, you are all members of a clique.

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Re: Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:19 pm

hullsaddler wrote:Looking forward to it. A 1-0 win.

Remember 7.30 kick off!


WTF ? Though they banned those years ago in consideration of heavy drinkers.

I have mostly unpleasant memories of Scunthorpe away. Also Sitting in a ground that looks like ours plastered in Villa colours does nothing for me.

Fancy us to get a draw

Evran Wright to miss a penalty

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Re: Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:47 am

King Crimson wrote:
gerryhatrick wrote:KC to proclaim that Deeney is greater than sex.


Dear Hitler mods/admin

Imagine my surprise, disappointment and disgust when I innocently clicked on a match thread to see I had been referred to in a jocular and mildly amusing way by another poster, as is the current fashion when making predictions, without my prior knowledge or consent. Whilst such posts about pleck and stafflers singing 'Give Peace a Chance', big baz 1 winning a prize for kicking tape66 over the crossbar, tinned singing 'One Jimmy Mullen' and Evo ordering a coke are humourous, I had always made the assumption that some form of contract had been entered into prior to posting such items between the poster and the individual to whom they refer. Having been in receipt of no such contract, or even notification, I can only assume that this is not the case.

I am not a vindictive individual, and my friend says I have a great sense of humour, but lines can be crossed, and patience can be tried only so often and so much. A simple public flogging of gerryhatrick whilst being paraded along Bridge Street in a handcart will suffice.

Yours
KC

PS: Everyone knows that it's Paul Boertien who's better than sex.



If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out. It is better to enter the Kingdom
of Deeney with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.

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Re: Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:01 am

gerryhatrick wrote:If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out. It is better to enter the Kingdom
of Deeney with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.


How come you're still on here?! :evil:

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Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:23 am

Blazing_Saddler wrote:I have mostly unpleasant memories of Scunthorpe away. Also Sitting in a ground that looks like ours plastered in Villa colours does nothing for me.

Fancy us to get a draw

Evran Wright to miss a penalty


Must be the worst penalty ever. I think our hamster at the time could have saved it.

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Re: Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:33 am

King Crimson wrote:
gerryhatrick wrote:KC to proclaim that Deeney is greater than sex.


Dear Hitler mods/admin

Imagine my surprise, disappointment and disgust when I innocently clicked on a match thread to see I had been referred to in a jocular and mildly amusing way by another poster, as is the current fashion when making predictions, without my prior knowledge or consent. Whilst such posts about pleck and stafflers singing 'Give Peace a Chance', big baz 1 winning a prize for kicking tape66 over the crossbar, tinned singing 'One Jimmy Mullen' and Evo ordering a coke are humourous, I had always made the assumption that some form of contract had been entered into prior to posting such items between the poster and the individual to whom they refer. Having been in receipt of no such contract, or even notification, I can only assume that this is not the case.

I am not a vindictive individual, and my friend says I have a great sense of humour, but lines can be crossed, and patience can be tried only so often and so much. A simple public flogging of gerryhatrick whilst being paraded along Bridge Street in a handcart will suffice.

Yours
KC


PS: Everyone knows that it's Paul Boertien who's better than sex.


Let me know if there is anything I can do to help KC, this type of victimisation needs to be stamped out and fast.
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Re: Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:44 am

Ah'm gooin'. 2-2 - Micky Ricketts (up from the back for a corner) and Derek Nicholls.

Peter Gilman to explain how Glanford Park cost half as much as Bescot...

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Re: Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:16 am

bangsection wrote:Peter Gilman to explain how Glanford Park cost half as much as Bescot...


That would be worth the entry fee alone. :!:

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Re: Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:31 am

hullsaddler wrote:
Blazing_Saddler wrote:I have mostly unpleasant memories of Scunthorpe away. Also Sitting in a ground that looks like ours plastered in Villa colours does nothing for me.

Fancy us to get a draw

Evran Wright to miss a penalty


Must be the worst penalty ever. I think our hamster at the time could have saved it.


:D Was my 18th Birthday, and I was thoroughly peed off that we never got to have a drink on the way back because of the game going to extra time and penalties. Although the night was slightly brightened up by a bunch of Walsall fans singing there's only two Jimmy Walker's while pointing furiously at me !

Happy Days... Or were they ? :?

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Re: Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:40 pm

1 - 1 Jabo (to make me sweat over my bet with Cueball)

Exile to jet-pack into the ground, only to realise he's miscalculated the map references and finds himself standing next to Geordie at Whitley Bay.

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Re: Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:42 pm

Oh ..... and KC, I'm right with you on this. If you need someone to provide evidence of this uncalled for abuse then let me know.

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Re: Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:31 pm

1-1 draw.

Pinnacle too.

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Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:46 pm

tinned wrote:Oh ..... and KC, I'm right with you on this. If you need someone to provide evidence of this uncalled for abuse then let me know.


It appears the whole of the clique are gathering, like vultures, to pick over my bones.

I'm applying my right to refer this matter upstairs.

Exy, I'm appealing to you ( please don't deny it ).

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Re: Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:29 pm

One each

We take lead on 23 mins with a blistering 40 yarder from Boertien

Then cling on as centre backs Iberhe and Ricketts use all their nous as blockers until the 82nd min when one of them forgets where they are playing and plants a header top corner ....past Ince .

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Re: Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Mon Mar 02, 2009 7:17 pm

gerryhatrick wrote:I'm applying my right to refer this matter upstairs.

Exy, I'm appealing to you ( please don't deny it ).


Video evidence inconclusive. Ref's call. :wink:

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Mon Mar 02, 2009 7:28 pm

Exile wrote:
gerryhatrick wrote:I'm applying my right to refer this matter upstairs.

Exy, I'm appealing to you ( please don't deny it ).


Video evidence inconclusive. Ref's call. :wink:



Infamy,they've all got it infamy. :cry:

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Re: Scunthorpe United (A) League 1 Tuesday 3/3/9.

Mon Mar 02, 2009 7:52 pm

I Reckon we will nick a 2-1 win :D :D

Deeney with a late header.

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Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:25 pm

Saddlers Man Dan wrote:I Reckon we will nick a 2-1 win :D :D

Deeney with a late header.


KC and his henchmen will orgasm.

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