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Reports and reaction from the 2006-07 season as Walsall finished 1st (C) in League 2
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UTS posters predictions

Sat Jul 08, 2006 2:36 pm

What sort of season will the board have?

Who will leave us in a hissy fit only to return two days later?

Who will most accurately predict our scores over the season?

Who will be the first to demand the manager's head?

Who will make the biggest fool of themselves?

How many topics and how many posts in the '2006/7 Season' section?

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Sat Jul 08, 2006 3:50 pm

Its going and growing, the power we have shall hath hold dominion over alll mwahahahaha

but seriously, I think Staffs will ask for moneys head first, I think other things as well, but im not at liberty to divulge them as well (mainly because i dont know).

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Re: UTS posters predictions

Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:07 pm

King Crimson wrote:
Who will make the biggest fool of themselves?



That could be me if we don't win promotion. :(





























No Chance :wink:

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Re: UTS posters predictions

Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:23 pm

King Crimson wrote:What sort of season will the board have?

I look into my crystal ball and see a uts wedding

Who will leave us in a hissy fit only to return two days later?

Zippyzip - when he loses the live Bescot rap-off against stafflers

Who will most accurately predict our scores over the season?

based upon accuracy of world cup predictions that will be me :D

Who will be the first to demand the manager's head?

Mr Ravenscroft, without a doubt

Who will make the biggest fool of themselves?

saddlersdaz is going to Rotherham dressed as a suicide bomber - that will be hard to top on the "fool" stakes

How many topics and how many posts in the '2006/7 Season' section?

42 topics and 841 posts

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Re: UTS posters predictions

Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:16 pm

King Crimson wrote:Who will be the first to demand the manager's head?



He's had a month, he's still chopping and changing, has no idea about our best eleven and STILL HASN'T WON A GAME!

MONEY OUT!

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Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:21 am

King Crimson wrote:What sort of season will the board have?

Having gorged on the Football "feast" that was the World Cup the UTSers will turn up slightly over weight for preseason. But with a steady diet of all things Walsall, we will be fitting fit for the new season, will hit the ground running and finish strongly.

Who will leave us in a hissy fit only to return two days later?

philthesaddler - UCow will return, they will have their annual bust-up about the price of fish, Phil will go AWOL for a few days but will once again grace our screens when he realises that he has little else in his life apart from the board!

Who will most accurately predict our scores over the season?

MMF - dodgy insider trading

Who will be the first to demand the manager's head?

Darren Wrack - when he realises how much more difficult life is with out Merse - "What? No prematch fag and bubbly! You're having a laugh"

Who will make the biggest fool of themselves?

Gaz Ellison - it is a way of life for him!

How many topics and how many posts in the '2006/7 Season' section?

57 topics with 1,051 posts

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Re: UTS posters predictions

Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:38 am

merse-iah's disciple wrote:
King Crimson wrote:Who will leave us in a hissy fit only to return two days later?

philthesaddler - UCow will return, they will have their annual bust-up about the price of fish, Phil will go AWOL for a few days but will once again grace our screens when he realises that he has little else in his life apart from the board!
:?


Wo Wo Wo!

How dare you say such things, the price of fish is very important to me!

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What sort of season will the board have?

I predict it will start hot, go a little chilly in the middle, warming up again by the end. But more sunny than recent ones hopefully!

Who will leave us in a hissy fit only to return two days later?

Cheesebag - he will be adversely affected by Mrs Cheese homones mid-season, get really upset about absolutely nothing, throw his teddy out of the pram, then be back apologising after a few days :lol:

Who will most accurately predict our scores over the season?

Me - I will be crowned king of predicition, and on realising my skill will fleece Bet365 too

Who will be the first to demand the manager's head?

This is a tricky one... I think it could be Zippy - he will point out after the first defeat, that we were in a much stronger position under Uncle Paul and should have stood by him for another season.

Who will make the biggest fool of themselves?

Leamore, his liking of Bar Sport will catch up with him on a UTS night out when he will be barred for pole dancing with young girls :roll:

How many topics and how many posts in the '2006/7 Season' section?

Too many[/b]

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Re: UTS posters predictions

Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:03 pm

King Crimson wrote:


Who will most accurately predict our scores over the season?
The italian

Who will be the first to demand the manager's head?
Merson "I could have done better in that division"

Who will make the biggest fool of themselves?
Merson or Ishy



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Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:21 pm

What sort of season will the board have?
It'll be as diverse and as interesting as ever! ... fighting, arguements over tactics, I predict topics on the following subjects.... Rent, Pensions, Hotel, New Stands, M*****, Politics and Iraq

Who will leave us in a hissy fit only to return two days later?
Staffs

Who will most accurately predict our scores over the season?
AC... he seems to have a nack!

Who will be the first to demand the manager's head?
wfc_2uk... (sorry Kev)

Who will make the biggest fool of themselves?
Me

How many topics and how many posts in the '2006/7 Season' section?
56 topics... too many posts especially if the likes of pelsall, coxy et al are let loose!!!

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Re: UTS posters predictions

Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:59 am

cyclothymic wrote:
King Crimson wrote:
Who will be the first to demand the manager's head?

Mr Ravenscroft, without a doubt



:?


I doubt it, as this one seems to have a brain!

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Re: UTS posters predictions

Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:31 am

King Crimson wrote:What sort of season will the board have?
funtastic
Who will leave us in a hissy fit only to return two days later?
the usual candidates
Who will most accurately predict our scores over the season?
me
Who will be the first to demand the manager's head?
money out (do I win a prize?)
Who will make the biggest fool of themselves?
the usual candidates
How many topics and how many posts in the '2006/7 Season' section?
1080 topics based on 4 per day, posts = 11,000

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Re: UTS posters predictions

Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:10 am

SaigonSaddler wrote:Who will be the first to demand the manager's head?
money out (do I win a prize?)


Way too late.....

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Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:58 am

What sort of season will the board have?

It's best ever, it's growing week on week

Who will leave us in a hissy fit only to return two days later?

Me, probably

Who will most accurately predict our scores over the season?

Don't care but I know who wont... Locks the saddler always has a pre-match bet on the score and hasn't won to date :lol: :lol:

Who will be the first to demand the manager's head?

I think after Merson, Money will seem like a breath of fresh air, and it'll take a lot for him to become unpopular. I mean afterall, it took two season's of absolute dross for the majority of fans to demand Merson be sacked, I thought he was awful in October October 2004, but had to put up with him ruining our club for another 18 months, Money will be a revelation

Who will make the biggest fool of themselves?

Gaz Ellison, but it's funny too and we're laughing with him

How many topics and how many posts in the '2006/7 Season' section?

Topics: 59
Posts: 1354


Final Position: 1st
Club top goalscorer: Martin Butler 18
Player of the Season: Ant Gerrard
Youth Player of the Season Ish
Best Result of the season: 5-0 v Chester at Deva Stadium, October 6th
Surprise good player: Nicholls

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Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:27 am

What sort of season will the board have?

A massive one. By far the biggest Walsall message board, with the best people on. More UTS nights out, piss ups, and as its Div 4, more of a laugh.

Who will leave us in a hissy fit only to return two days later?

Stafflers after the first home game

Who will most accurately predict our scores over the season?

God

Who will be the first to demand the manager's head?

Staffs - didn't he love monsieur Merson so?

Who will make the biggest fool of themselves?

METFAN, after he sets alight the Leamington reserve team :lol:

How many topics and how many posts in the '2006/7 Season' section?

I predict 23 league topics, plus the two random ones already set up. At least 5 cup topics, and random ones started during the season by delinquents who cannot read. Many, many posts - a hundred on most match topics. I predict all but 5 topics will descend in to a Cheesebag led collection of supposedly amusing and intelligent 'puns' - only concluding when someone, presumably Stafflers after he has returned from his mid-season hissy fit, posts a pun which demands the mention of tumbleweed and lead balloons.

Final Position: 3rd
Club top goalscorer: James Constable 17
Player of the Season: Michael Dobson
Youth Player of the Season Ishmel
Best Result of the season: Joint best - inspired 7-0 victories in the Northeast at Darlington and Hartlepool.
Surprise good player: Mark Wright - yes Leamore...Mark Wright.

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Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:46 pm

Jorge14 wrote:Surprise good player: Mark Wright - yes Leamore...Mark Wright.

I do hope you're (W)right - I like to see "home-grown" players succeeding - but I wouldn't put money on it if I were you!

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Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:33 pm

What sort of season will the board have?
when we win the Manager, the player and everything is over the moon. When we loose there aint nothing good coming from the club :)

Who will leave us in a hissy fit only to return two days later?
a few at least :D

Who will most accurately predict our scores over the season?
Me :lol:

Who will be the first to demand the manager's head?
I cant see why we should, but it wont me :D

Who will make the biggest fool of themselves?
The opponents

How many topics and how many posts in the '2006/7 Season' section?
Topics: 62
Posts: 2341 (with 250 removed by the moderators :D)



Final Position: 4th (if Butler scores 23 goals that is :) )
Club top goalscorer: Martin Butler 23
Player of the Season: Martin Butler
Youth Player of the Season: Alex Nicholls
Best Result of the season: 3-1 win vs. Wolves in the FA Cup :D
Surprise good player: Alex Nicholls

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What sort of season will the board have?
Fantastic, im looking forward to my first season as a poster on here, pre season has been good. The top fans forum of div 4 and england

Who will leave us in a hissy fit only to return two days later?
go to be one of the zip- stafflers dance off

Who will most accurately predict our scores over the season?
The scoreboard on the homeserve stand, failing that, i think im gonna wow you with my predictions for the season

Who will be the first to demand the manager's head?
Not me either.............sack him

Who will make the biggest fool of themselves?
Merscum, via the tabloids/other media

How many topics and how many posts in the '2006/7 Season' section?
Topics: 70
Posts: 3174



Final Position: 3rd
Club top goalscorer: James Constable 27
Player of the Season: Constable
Youth Player of the Season: Mark Bradley
Best Result of the season: 4-0 win away at shrewsbury :D
Surprise good player: Clayton Ince

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Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:18 pm

What sort of season will the board have? - A good one hopefully with numbers of sensible posters growing and d1kheds being reduced.

Who will leave us in a hissy fit only to return two days later? - I think that has to be Zippy.

Who will most accurately predict our scores over the season? - Me - I was deadly accurate last season in BTM.

Who will be the first to demand the manager's head? Sheffield Saddler - It always is!!

Who will make the biggest fool of themselves? Apart from me? Zippy again!!

How many topics and how many posts in the '2006/7 Season' section? 80 topics 4000 posts

Final Position: 1st
Club top goalscorer: Butler 20
Player of the Season: Bedeau
Youth Player of the Season: demontagnac
Best Result of the season: 5-0 home at home versus Accrington Stanley, 4-0 away versus Stockport County
Surprise good player: Clayton Ince

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Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:29 pm

KJC wrote:Who will most accurately predict our scores over the season?
AC... he seems to have a nack!


That's because I always predict loses :wink:

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Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:37 pm

King Crimson wrote:What sort of season will the board have?
Big, bold, brash and funny

Who will leave us in a hissy fit only to return two days later?
Zippy

Who will most accurately predict our scores over the season?
wfc_2uk - he's uncanny

Who will be the first to demand the manager's head?
For real - Staffs, without a doubt

Who will make the biggest fool of themselves?
Zippy

How many topics and how many posts in the '2006/7 Season' section?
72 topics
8411 posts



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Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:55 pm

Final Position: 1st
Club top goalscorer: Butler 18
Player of the Season: Keates
Youth Player of the Season: Demontagnac
Best Result of the season: 5-1 to hartlepool at home on my brithday 8)
Surprise good player: Constable

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Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:12 pm

Final position: 5th
Top Scorer: Butler & Constable (both with 14 goals)
Player of the season: Dobson
Youth player of the season: Mark Bradley
Best result of the season: 4-1 win at Shrewsbury 8) :lol:
Surprise good player: Depends what you call a surprise - Danny Fox? Failing that, I'll go for Mark Bradley

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Fri Jul 14, 2006 4:37 am

Final position......................Champions
Top Goalscorer ..................Butler 20+
Player of the season...........Dobson
Young player if the season....Nicholls
Best Result.......................... Shrewsbury at home 6-0
Suprise good player...............Wright :shock:

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Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:55 am

Final position ... Top 8)
Top Goalscorer ... Constable
Player of the season ... Antnee Gerrard
Young player if the season ... Constable
Best Result ... Rochdale away first game ... 5-0
Suprise good player ... Wracky

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Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:10 pm

What sort of season will the board have?
We can all look forward to the UTS promotion party!

Who will leave us in a hissy fit only to return two days later?
Thats got to be staffs.

Who will most accurately predict our scores over the season?
Ill go for Leamore.

Who will be the first to demand the manager's head?
Its got to be me or Neil.

Who will make the biggest fool of themselves?
Probably me if I arrange an anti Money campaign or Zippy with his fascination of Stafflers.

How many topics and how many posts in the '2006/7 Season' section?
Topics: 40
Posts: 3256


Final Position: 2nd
Club top goalscorer: Martin Butler 24
Player of the Season: Dobbie
Youth Player of the Season: Nicholls
Best Result of the season: 5-1 win at home v Bury.
Surprise good player: Chris Westwood

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Re: UTS posters predictions

Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:17 pm

King Crimson wrote:What sort of season will the board have?
There will probably be loads of Arguements....

Who will leave us in a hissy fit only to return two days later?
Zippy

Who will most accurately predict our scores over the season?
AC

Who will be the first to demand the manager's head?
Diddy P :shock:

Who will make the biggest fool of themselves?
Zippy

How many topics and how many posts in the '2006/7 Season' section?
65 Topics
7456 Posts

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Re: UTS posters predictions

Sun Jul 23, 2006 4:00 pm

SaigonSaddler wrote:
King Crimson wrote:What sort of season will the board have?
funtastic
Who will leave us in a hissy fit only to return two days later?
the usual candidates
Who will most accurately predict our scores over the season?
me
Who will be the first to demand the manager's head?
money out (do I win a prize?)
Who will make the biggest fool of themselves?
the usual candidates
How many topics and how many posts in the '2006/7 Season' section?
1080 topics based on 4 per day, posts = 11,000



I may have been a bit too ambitious with this one :?

I'll go for 81 topics and 7972 posts 8)

What do you mean I'm not allowed to change?!

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Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:18 pm

What sort of season will the board have?

More banter, more enjoyment and more to cheer about :wink:

Who will leave us in a hissy fit only to return two days later?

Zippy

Who will most accurately predict our scores over the season?

AC

Who will be the first to demand the manager's head?

Those who backed M*****

Who will make the biggest fool of themselves?

Diddy_P

How many topics and how many posts in the '2006/7 Season' section?

Topics: 65
Posts: 9562

Final Position: 2nd
Club top goalscorer: Butler (21)
Player of the Season: Dobson
Youth Player of the Season: Demontagnac
Best Result of the season: 5-1 v Hereford (A)
Surprise good player: Sam

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Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:59 pm

Final position: 4th
Top Goalscorer: Hector Sam
Player of the season: Martin Butler
Young player if the season: Constable
Best Result: Walsall 4-0 Torquay
Suprise good player: Craig Pead

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